Fuck a duck!
You need to get you priorities in order. Fuck her first, *THEN* a duck. But only if you really have to since that's totally fucked up.
judge not, lest you be judged 
(and once again, GREAT FIND, Liam)
I'm sorry, but I'm going to require further background on what the DUCK thinks about this.
How come noone considers the Duck's emotional state and general well being throughout this commentary?
This entire enchilada is totally Fupped Duck.
-D'Artagnian
(As am I, in more ways than one.)

BTW, Tasha is really cute. Great boobs too!