Cruising Sunset I spot a couple walking the guy was carrying a curtain rod and was being trailed by a shorter blonde. My boobdar flatlines. It appeared her tits were jutting out like a balcony. Had to slow down to make sure it wasn't her purse or something draped across her shoulders. Sure enough...

they were really hauling it so her boobs were bouncing like mad. ran my errand as I'm leaving i spot them coming up the sidewalk. they mustve walked clear across town, she was talking a mile a minute in a heavy eastern european dialect, maybe polish. She's a car accident waiting to happen.