Hand over foist 
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Foist you betta stop and rethink 'dese punny word jokes. Horrible. My wife is about ta divoice me for 'dese things.
-D'Artagnian
"Foist" - wasn't he the guy that made the deal with the devil?
No, wait... I believe Foist is the rapid genital state of women who get aroused quickly.
As in "She gets foist. And then we're good to go..."