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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #75 on: August 06, 2002, 02:57:32 PM »
In reply to:

Anna Nicole believes herself to be the Marilyn Monroe for our generation (or maybe two or more Marilyns by volume) but with less than half of the personality.




And Ted Turner thinks he's god.  But he's more like Yosimite Sam with loads of money.

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2002, 01:27:53 AM »
Have I told you all about my pain killers. Have I told you all about my eye virus. Well that must be my problem or I must have mixed up the foto,s. With Marrilyn I would not know how to spent my life I would become deathbored. With ANS its just to stay on top of her. Get some money and hope to recover quickly before she falls in love with me.
HA.... think positiv,... I am.    
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #77 on: August 07, 2002, 02:46:57 AM »
Oooh .. I think we found a step beyond beergoggles ...

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2002, 03:43:15 AM »
Porn stars don't get things handed to them on silver platters... they just don't

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2002, 03:48:10 AM »
Yah know .. if they did get 'things' on a silver platter ... I just don't want to know what kind of 'things' ....

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2002, 06:16:47 AM »
I agree with all that Zasha said: 'GROSS AND FAT'.....
I saw a bit of footage here in the UK and found her
absolutely repulsive.  A great tragedy considering how fetching she once looked.  And a sad commentary on an increasing number of people in general who just let
themselves go, and become a 'double image' of themselves.  As more and more people in Western societies become obese, it becomes the norm, and acceptable in spite of obvious health issues, not to mention total self indulgence and resulting low self-esteem.......sad!
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2002, 11:07:51 AM »
I did not let my self go, I was trying to let everyone think about the hole case again, pitty for ANS that once you have marked yourself youre doomed. Look at your lives, haven't you done something to be ashamed off.... well. So again, live and let live. share the beautifull memmory she once created.  TON  
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2002, 02:47:35 PM »
The pic that psf attached is one of her best. Even that one that gOOber posted earlier -- the one marked "Crisco" -- is outstanding.

I choose to remember her how she was, when she first appeared in Playboy. She wasn't nearly as big as she later got, but she was beautiful, and fit, and had big ones.

It's like the controversy over the "Elvis" stamps a couple of years ago. Do you want the young Elvis (the Playboy ANS) or the old Vegas one (the reality show version of ANS)?

It's young Elvis for me, every time.
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2002, 03:13:24 PM »
The real reason she had her lines fed to her from off-stage during the filming of "Skyscraper" is that she is illiterate, she couldn't read the script if her life depended on it.  
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2002, 03:13:33 PM »
Here's a view that summed things up for me. Although I also have a screenshot of her dog humping the stuffed dog . . .  
Avatar by John Coffey, used with permission. Avatar tweaking by Zasha

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Chestnuts

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2002, 03:17:03 PM »
. . . both kinda sum things up. "To each his own said the man who kissed the cow"  
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Mammeister

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2002, 06:02:45 PM »
Heck Zeke,

Just because she wasn't married when she had her kid that doesn't mean she's illiterate!! That just means she's an easy slut if you got plenty of cash.

 

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2002, 08:45:35 PM »
Sluts need love too.

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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2002, 09:30:58 PM »
Personally, I find her exquisitely refined.

 
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Re: Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007) MERGED
« Reply #89 on: August 09, 2002, 05:13:50 PM »
She's illiterate because she never learned to read. She only has an 8th grade education. She flunked out of high school her freshman year and never went back. This is a fact as revealed in court documents while she was fighting for that poor sap's money. See this link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/annanicole2.html Note the statement highlighted by the red arrow.  
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