Medical Ward in Cleavage Manor???
Come on, fer crissake.... We can't afford a full-time medical staff! You get sick enough to need professional attention, call an ambulance. Or get a home-care nurse.
And where the heck would we put it, anyway? We've got a gym, game room with 3 pool tables, wine cellar, indoor jacuzzi that seats 20, home theater/screening room, sauna, walk-in fridge.... And then there's the grounds....
And did I mention that the local zoning laws don't allow it?
rtpoe