KEDS! You forgot Keds! ("Pro Keds give you speed and traction / Pro Keds give you satisfaction....")
Update on Cleavage Manor:
No, we can't have a medical center. Zoning regulations won't allow it; I checked. Not worth bribing my way around it, either.
The good news is that the gym fits right in with the Roman-style bath. It's not Caracalla by a long shot, but we've got the palaestra, tepidarium, caldarium, and frigidarium. Got lucky with the lay of the land, there.
rtpoe (go look them up yourself)