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Reading this thread about the Progressive Insurance commercial: http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=131169&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#Post131833 reminded me that during the past couple of days, another auto insurance commercial started running that's DEFINITELY of note to those here. A discount auto insurance company called Freeway Insurance (I think that's their name... maybe I'm mistaken... it's probably not a national carrier and I don't think that it's Solo Insurance since they have that cowboy guy in their ads) has a commercial out that's a ripoff/tribute to the recent 'catfight' commercial that aired during superbowl days. Like that one, in this one, two tall, implanted LA-model types go at it in a hotel pool. Because it's a spoof, just about the first thing that happens is them pulling open each other's shirts. Though they're both well into the D cup range, the one on the left (brunette?) is wearing SUCH an undersized bra that there's more flesh spilling out the sides than many models have TOTAL.

Again, I don't know how widely this commercial airs geographically, but it's DEFINITELY worth capping if someone runs across it.

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Palomine

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Hmmm.... guess no one else has seen this yet (actually I've only seen it myself a few times so far). I tried to find something about it online, but my foggy recollection of the insurance company's name and the recent nature of the commercial didn't help.

I'm telling you... if you see it, you'll know it. IMHO it was more impressive (flesh-wise) than the original cat fight commerical (though of course shorter and not as well shot).... the woman on the left was literally POURING out of the sides of her bra....  

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Insurance company mascot with a cowboy hat? Sounds like Eastwood, being that's the only one I personally have
seen with a cowboy hat. Possbily more, but not that I've seen or heard of..... Just lending a helping hand.
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Palomine

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Yes, it's NOT Eastwood, which means it's probably Survival or Freeway insurance. I must be the only one who saw this commercial... otherwise everyone would be talking about it.

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Classic case of boobs on the brain.    If there was a woman watching tv and she mysteriously got BE'ed, I'd swear it came from the imagination of Johnny Swell.....
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Palomine

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I've been keeping an eye out for it (with a cap tape in my VCR of course, despite my limited ability to cap). However, I haven't seen it air recently (and only a few times total earlier in the week). The conspiracy theorist part of me suspects that the commercial was pulled from broadcast as a result of complaints from prudish viewers.

I did NOT imagine this commercial!

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No, no, we believe you. Really.  
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Haven't seen it, but I do watch the Fiberthin Infomercial that plays occasionally. They only show this gal briefly a couple times, then show some in shape implanted girls.

"Don't like the shape you're in, well just consume this product, slim down and buy a set of implants!"

 
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Apologies for the thread hijack, but so far no one has come up with a screencap. This wasn't the girl who looked implanted, but she makes a nice substitute.
 
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Palomine

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You're always welcome to hijack one of my threads Chestnuts! I just hope I or someone else manages to cap a bit of this insurance commercial. Ample but not huge, but SO exposed for TV!

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Palomine

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OK, it's probably not Survival Insurance... I found their website and happily it has an archive of all their commercials, and while they DO do spoofs (of movies mostly) they almost always include the same male actor... just to be sure I did go through the archive and didn't see the catfight spoof commercial.

And as pointed out above, since it didn't feature the cowboy guy (at least in part 1, it is a two part commercial) it's probably not Eastwood.

It MIGHT be Freeway insurance or maybe Solo Insurance (all of these are dicount insurance companies in SoCal that advertise on TV a lot), but I can't find reference to it online anywhere (not Freeway Insurance, but this commercial).

You can see I'm determined. Still hasn't reaired on tv in the past few days.

LATER: BTW, tonight at the Home Depot in H'wood there was a gal in one of the paint aisles who HAD to be a stripper or porn actress or something.... no woman with a regular job would look like she did (well, almost no woman... this is LA of course ). Maybe 5'2" and excluding her implants, not more than 95 pounds TOPS. Very thin but not emaciated.... a waist so small you could encircle it with a single arm. Tight faded jeans highlighted her small but shapely rump to good effect. Mid to late 20s age wise. Light brown straight hair with blonde highlights, average face... vaugely latina but could just be tan. A tiny, skin-tight beigeish top w/o sleeves and baring a lot of midriff. But the bit that caught my eye (you guessed it!) was the implants.... even from the distance of a long warehouse store aisle... the effect on eyeballs was magnetic.... at the first glance I thought that she was actually carrying something against her chest that just happened to be the same color as her shirt. They were HUGE.... even by LA standards.... ESPECIALLY on such a waifish figure. Some multiple of D and the cliche porno shape: round, with ridiculously upturned nipples and riding high on the chest wall... clearly in defiance of gravity and other physical laws. I kid you not that the prominent nipples were on the upper surfaces of those spheres... pointing at the ceiling far ahead of her. The closest I can compare her to in terms of overall appearance and effect would be Francine Dee... skinny with massive hard-looking round implants and with the artificiality of her breasts amplified even further by nipples far too upturned to be the work of nature. In fact, if you just imagine Francine Dee as white/latina... you pretty much have the picture of this girl.

No doubt that woman was responsible for more bulging eyeballs on the part of male customers in that store this evening than all other female patrons combined (and that's saying a lot... HD H'wood is really quite a spot for girl-watching). Of COURSE I was fascinated by her (even though that whole Francine Dee look isn't really my cup of tea). So distracted was I (you honestly couldn't NOT be) that I paid scant attention to her companion who was a little taller/thicker/more naturally built and still quite well endowed with a plunging neckline showing what was between 6 and 8 inches of probably non-manmade cleavage. But that's what I THINK the companion looked like in the fractional second glance I could spare from the primary subject.

Unreal. In every possible sense of the word.

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Palomine

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Still no sign of that commercial, either on the air or online. I fear that my earlier conspiracy theory might have been correct: given the over-the-top nature of the boobage in this commercial some folks must have complained resulting in the commercial being pulled (and it stands to reason that we won't be seeing the Part 2 of the catfight promised at the end of Part 1. Really quite a shame.... well, I'll leave the cap tape in the VCR for the next few days just in case.

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Good luck to you, Sentinal of Boobs.....
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Ah heck just watch late night Girls Gone Wild promos in the meantime . . .
 
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LOL...that's what I'm watching.  It's on TechTV right now.