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M Riza

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Re: The Biggest Breasts >You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #60 on: June 02, 2004, 03:20:49 PM »
I'd like to add more life to the thread.

I do remember spotting a HUGE silicone stuffed shirt at a Northern NJ shopping center a few years back. She was with a friend, both hot blondes. The one in question wore a tight, exploding shirt with another loose shirt open covering her up a bit. She looked like a stripper on her day off shopping for some new clothes. She had the cantalope stuck on her chest look. Awesome.

I also recall shopping last Christmas in another NJ mall and spotted a short, dark haired babe in a sweatshirt walking with what may have been her parents (she was in her early 20s). What caught my eye (and a few others around me who's jaws were on the floor) was that her sweatshirt was clearly stuffed with some major league implants. She was about 5', tiny frame and big up top.  
Slim women with huge fake breasts rule!

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BazBear

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Re: The Biggest Breasts >You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #61 on: June 02, 2004, 03:32:02 PM »
The biggest I've seen, and had the pleasure of of enjoying intimately, were 36 F/FF cups, all natural and quite firm for their size (an incredible experience!).

The biggest I've seen "out and about" were absolutely huge. The woman wasn't much to look at other wise, but her breasts must have approached Norma Stitz size.

Chelsea and Maxi Mounds have to be about the biggest I've seen online.  
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AlphaZulu4

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Re: The Biggest Breasts >You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2004, 07:45:09 PM »
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The biggest I've seen, and had the pleasure of of enjoying intimately, were 36 F/FF cups, all natural and quite firm for their size (an incredible experience!).

The biggest I've seen "out and about" were absolutely huge. The woman wasn't much to look at other wise, but her breasts must have approached Norma Stitz size.

Chelsea and Maxi Mounds have to be about the biggest I've seen online.  




I'm sure getting kicked outta her house was just as incredible an experience.

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Scarab

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Re: The Biggest Breasts >You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #63 on: June 02, 2004, 11:36:03 PM »
 
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 I remember your posts about her. It might sound weird, but even *I* remember her fondly from time to time, and I never even saw her. She just sounded amazing.
 




Lol.  If I remember right, you and Tux hated me for it



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We are Gods middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention.
Unless we get Gods attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved.
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Re: The Biggest Breasts >You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2004, 03:14:23 AM »
Oh - PERFECT!

This topic, and 'how my obsession got started', are more or less the same...

First, rewind a few years. Say, somewhere in the 80's. Your intrepid writer (moi) is  a high-school senior living somewhere in Southern Ontario, Canada. (eh!). On my way home one fine summer afternoon, I wander into the corner ShortStop, (A convienience store), looking for a nice cold beverage. I walk past the counter, past the aisles, to the back wall where the coolers are, turn the corner formed by one of the display racks...

...and see a rack of a whole other sort.

The shirt would have been relatively sedate - if not for the fact that the bodacious bottle-blonde wa crouched down on her haunches, getting a bottle from the lowest level of the cooler. Though I didn't realize it at the time, the chest-melons pracically bulging out the neck-line of the lavender shirt (becuase they were being pushed up by her KNEES!) were a gravity-defying, silicone-packed HHH-cup.

  Startled, she suddenly stood bolt-upright, making those breasts of hers jiggle and bounce most intriguingly - and while I tried very hard to find a way to stare at her tits without looking like I was staring at her tits, this toned, tanned, slim-and-oh-so-stacked blonde appologized to ME for being 'in the way'!

WHOOMP! - I was hooked...

... and her ass, in a pair of tight jeans that emphasized a slender wiast as well, was pretty damned nice, too - just not anywhere close to how 'nice' those breasts were.

Now, that's not the end of the story. To pull a Paul Harvey, let's fast-forward a few years, until yours truly is of legal age. I happen to travel to a (relatively) nearby city, Guelph, and decide to drop in at it' sone strip-club, The Manor - solely for the great deal on their lunch menu, of course.

So, there I am, easting roast beef and **94** a Molson Canadian...

...and that blonde I'd sort of been fantasizing about since that summer day walks out on stage!

For the record, her 'nom de etage' is Bobbi the Body Beutiful - and she's a fantasic woman. Not only did she laugh at my story instead of me when I told it to her, she threw in a free lap-dance - while joking that it was as close to my fantasy as she was legally permitted to get during working hours...

I haven't been down that way for the better part of a decade now, so I don't know if she's still dancing there - but if she is, and you happen to be passing through Souther Ontario and spot a sign for Guelph, I'd most certainly recomend taking in the show at The Manor.

Gunny

(p.s. - How is American beer like having sex in a canoe...? It's fucking close to water! *Grin*)

 

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IowaGuy

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2004, 09:10:25 AM »
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IowaGuy,
I left Ames in '98 where is Boheme located excatly?(The sister didnt used to work at McDonalds did dhe?)  



It's over in Campus town. It's in a weird location on a back street over there, among a slew of houses and housing type buildings. Uhm... let's see... I'm terrible with names, so I'll have to think on it... Uhm... past Mayhem...  past Friley.... keep going for like three blocks, make a right for another three blocks, then a left for two... that sounds right. I haven't been back to the place since. And no, she lives in like McCallsburg or something. She was just visiting for the concert. She went home the next day. *sigh*

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lechacal

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2004, 10:35:18 AM »
I once saw Lolo Ferrari in a club in France, not long before she died...

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2004, 11:04:34 PM »
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Mine's an ex-girl friend/fling I had about two years ago.  Mary Valedaiz.  36DDD-22-32.  A little thing that weighted just over a hundred pounds, and was about 5'1" or 2".  Because of the smallness of her body, her breasts appeared to be enormous on her.  And I have to say most likely the best sex I ever had(that I can remember )

But sadly in the end I f*cked it up and we parted ways, other than that there's this girl that works at the local coffee shop, that I've been eyeing for the last year, that is very busty.



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Can you hook me up with her? (LOL)
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editor

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2004, 01:23:15 AM »
I do not know how I missed this thread.

I am holding out for the biggest ever seen because I am surprised every day.

The street walker I posted a picture of months ago is probably the most exciting because her breasts were extremely large and stuffed into a small bra that exploded out of a sun dress.



I saw her on several occasions and even saw her once in a Publix supermarket with her tits draped over the bars of the shopping cart.

 

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angeliqueAdict

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2004, 07:55:00 AM »
the biggest I ever saw in person belonged to a gorgeous roughly 5'8 150-160 pound black woman.  I was in college and she was a perspective student there.  we were in the caf and this girl got up to put her tray away and every head at my table, and most in the whole building just stopped and turned to look at her.  Her breasts were significantly bigger than her head and were held up firmly by a bra with gigantic underwires that you could clearly see under her shirt.  Anyway, as we all looked at her, she muttered, "it's starting already". She did not come to our school so I never got to see her again  Oh how I wish I had had a camcorder at that moment!!!!

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Pheonix_Chi26

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2004, 11:14:35 PM »
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The bar tender in One Eye'd Jack's Bar in Sturgis '02. As she turned and asked what she could get for us, I could only reply: "A Pair of MGDs, please." The lady was enormous and had a charming personality to match. I can't wait to go back to see if she'll be there this year.
Ride On.

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Hoogleboogle

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2004, 01:06:08 AM »
My college did "Biloxi Blues" as one of the Theatre department's plays a while back. The woman who played the prostitute was huge.

I remember thinking that she could definitely be a big-boob-porn star if she wanted to be.  
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wander2ponder

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #72 on: September 20, 2004, 02:10:12 PM »
Well I met Chelsea, and I have know two others with large breasts one was in Washington, D.C. her name was Randy or Randi 34H Cup she dance at Good Guys and 1720 Club ( BTW this club is long gone!! sniff!sniff!) and the other was in a club in WVa called Huddle her name was Deadly Weapons and she was like a 48 Double F. The biggest I can remember was an Native American Lady with breast that were down to her wasit and wide as her head!  They weighed 13 and a half pounds each she told me. I befriended her up until one of my buddies got her knocked up and they moved away! Well at least that is what I was told!!    
 

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Lupara

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #73 on: September 20, 2004, 02:38:39 PM »
I go to a Binghamton University in New York, and three of the largest sets of breasts I have ever seen go there as well. In order of size:
I have a good female freind who is a native of Ethiopia. She is about 5'4", 120-30 lbs., and has huge, round ebony breasts that I'd size at E or a large D. She is all natural, and is a very kinesthetic type of girl, so she gives me hugs and kisses pretty much every time I see her. Her large, soft bosom pressing against my chest never fails to get me hard. Sometimes just looking at her is enough.

Another female freind on campus, this one from Turkey. The first thing I noticed about her was her strikingly beautiful face, and the most amazing hair I have ever seen. Not only does it reach to her scrumptious rear, it is thick enough to hide a small **09**. Dark brown ringlets, with natural golden highlights. Yeah...and she has a large, round pair of beautiful dusky breasts. She is not shy about showing cleavage, either, and I've had the pleasure of seeing her run up the stairs of a lecture hall we had a class together in, her lovely melons bouncing wildly up and down.

A quiet Jewish girl in my English class last semester seemed at first to just be heavy, but after a few classes I realized that she was actually fairly slim, the oversized t-shirts she wore obscured her actual figure. I could tell she had very large breasts, but I didn't know just how large until the weather grew warmer. One day she walked into class, and my eyes shocked open as she sat down, arching her back. The strap of her shoulder bag ran between her breasts, and they pushed out on either side, emphasizing their massive size. She was wearing a loose t-shirt, but a combination of the strap and arching her back pulled it tight against her huge rack. She is at least an F-cup, and couldn't wiegh above 140 pounds, and is about 5'3"-5". I never really talked to her last semester, although I always tried to get a good look at her chest, but I recently saw her in Wal-Mart, and she greeted me with an excited, shy smile. I guess she remembers me as well, and if I see her again I'll have to see where I can go with this.
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MrEff

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Re: The Biggest Breasts>You've< Ever Seen
« Reply #74 on: September 20, 2004, 04:14:08 PM »
two words

  Chelsea Charms!  

 
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