[Jet]

That bald guy with glasses who faked being "special" is David Cross.  Check out Mr. Show (an old HBO sketch comedy series), he's really funny in it.  He's also the voice of Happy Time Harry in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the depressed, alcoholic, and suicidal doll that brings down everybody's spirits.  

[Palomine]

Yep, thanks for the pix... there are fansites dedicated to LSG of course (though not nearly as many as for Britney Spears... such is the injustice afoot in the world these days) and fakes of her still appear regularly on the **27** fakes NGs. Another great bit of LSG if from Stephen King's "The Stand" where she's raped by the devil... on her back on the ground... with her blouse ripped open and her enormous globes jouncing around violently inside a fairly severe-looking white bra. You can tell she's got some pretty significant 'hang' of course... melons that size, not artificially enlarged or positioned, are going to respond to gravity. I think she's simply as sexy as hell... considering her 'total package.'

[McKormick]

Oh really? I find pics of her to be rather scarce, and Ive looked. Man, you guys have all the luck. What, is there a hidden BE search engine, specifically for buxom entertainers?

If not, there should be.

[Palomine]

Hi MCKormick,

No (well, not that I know of) just some persistent googling for a few hours ought to turn up quite a few megs of material at the least. And as mentioned, if you want nudes (admittedly fake, though some so well done they rival the best morphs for sheer artistic brilliance) you can scour the 5 or 6 **27** fake newsgroups.... or the regular **27** NGs (more than a dozen, though I don't frequent them much, preferring the fakes) where pix are posted grabbed from movies, tv, magazines, newpapers and sightings.... why not just put all those groups in your newsreader and once or twice a week just run a search on "laura" and "LSG" ...I'm sure that you will find some additional content that way.

If my archive drive was set up I'd post a few pix for you here, but it's in storage at the moment.... but really, a couple nights of dedicated sleuthing and you should be able to improve upon even my collection of LSG images. Also, if you're looking for amusement, I did an April Fool's joke/article for Behavior a few years ago (still online here somewhere... I don't have the exact link right now... wasn't necessarily an April issue of the webzine) that was inspired by and concerned with some strange behavior by LSG during a Tonight Show appearance. The article was illustrated by Trax (whom I miss quite a bit, along with Franz of F&K.... both were among our early members and gifted morphers and artists and writers and all-around good guys. If you dig through the Behavior back issues here at the BEA, you should be able to locate the exact issue soon enough... just skim the TOC for stuff by me (Palomine) and you'll get it.

Good hunting from a fellow LSG fan.

[Palomine]

OK, I found that link:

http://www.bearchive.com/~behavior/v2n14/p7.html

...this is the Behavior spoof article I did regarding LSG... aside from Trax's nice Poser illustrations simulating my words, the article also contains a couple dozen LSG pix and caps from a real Tonight Show appearance... ENJOY!

Here's one of the pix:

 

[__________]

You are good!  Very detailed, very convincing story you posted.  I especially enjoyed the subtle details like the "Carnival cruise" commercial break.  Made it sound that much more authentic.  Also, great vid caps!  That was some outfit she had on.  WOW!  What a beautiful woman.      

[McKormick]

Thanks Palomine, thats some good info. But it should be noted that I have no access to newsgroups, seeing as I dont know what program to use or any of the such. And only prefer real pics.

Not to mention that page keeps freezing whenever I click on a pic.

[DruulEmpire]

I appreciated it, Pal.  It didn't "sell" me, but it was nice to imagine, and yay Trax!

[Palomine]

Thanks for the kudos... regarding how convincing it was or wasn't please bear in mind that the text of the sighting originally appeared as a reply I made to just another forum thread... in that context it's a bit more believable than how I later republished it in Behavior of course (but still, it IS unlikely so sceptics are to be expected then and now).

Re: newsgroups.... as I've posted countless times in these forums, IMHO they are a MUCH better and more efficient way of finding/gathering images, etc... than surfing websites. Of course, you need a newsgroup acct (provided already by most ISPs, though not all have equally good service vis-a-vis group selection, file retention, etc...) and newsreader software (free everywhere... on Mac I luv Thoth, but there are a zillion good PC NR apps too). For info on apps, groups and using them to get what you want, you can search the web (tons of sites dedicated to this) or for a primer, search these very forums where you'll find fairly lengthy overviews by myself and others more experienced with newsgroups.

Good hunting!

Re: a bad link.... try emptying your browswer cache and reloading the page from scratch... it opens fine on my system.

[ElmerFudd]

This the Pic you referred to?  

[Palomine]

Yep, that still is from the [censored] sequence in "The Stand." Lotsa stills and probably some vidclips from that have been floating around since it first aired.... with puppies like that, there's no way they're gonna stand still if given free run.

[DruulEmpire]

I'm not sure, but I certainly do approve!

If the definition of the characters, and how and why they were good or evil, had been anywhere near as bold and clear as the definition of Laura's bustline, The Stand could have made a much better drama.

[Palomine]

I couldn't even watch it... but every time it re-airs I make sure to tune in for the LSG bit above, even though I have it on tape. I don't think I ever recall seeing her so scantily clad in another movie... yes, she was in a bikini in Nina Takes A Lover, but not jouncing around like that. And as I've mentioned in threads many times before, the motion of natural breasts is as big a part of their appeal as is their size and shape IMHO.

I just luv jiggle... so sue me!

[Palomine]

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Beauties like her keep me trying to find a technique to convert vidcap stills to hi-res pics.  

You can resize up, sharpen, filter and smooth all day long and the truth remains the same: you can't make something from nothing! Sad but true.

[Palomine]

Quote:
I think it was this episode that had yet another one of Finch's lines about LSG's big bosom:

Maya: "Get out!  Your mom's name is Fanny?  As in, tushy?"
Finch: "Yeah, and you've got a huge rack.  We're all God's children."

Yes, I remember that one. If Just Shoot Me were made/aired in the UK, they'd probably have pointed out that there, fanny means vagina.