Okay, I want to preface this with a statement of facts:
1) I live in Las Vegas, Nevada
2) Over 1.4 million people live here
3) Millions more visit here every year
4) 2+3= I will see just about every possible type of person alive sooner or later just by eating lunch at the Strip
5) As a medical illustrator I know what is and isn't possible for the human body (sadly, ignorance used to be bliss)
That being said, this week I had The Sighting. Not a sighting, The Sighting. While eating at the Rio buffet at lunchtime, enjoying the much improved food quality and a generous locals discount (nyah nyah visitors, gotta be with a local to get it) I saw a girl that I had seen once before. Last year at Fry's electronics I saw a lady in the same return isle as I, and the large box she carried didn't begin to cover her enormous bosom. Being an artist I decided to draw what I saw. The attached picture is what I saw then. I told a few friends about it, how I was jsut in absolute awe... Well it's been a year.
How things can change.
I saw something I never thought I'd see outside of the fantasies of a few creative pretenders I've run across. A woman literally unable to walk from having breasts so large that she was at the restaurant in a wheelchair. Now she did stand, and can walk, but I assume that for any length of walking her sister/mother pushes her around because when you have breasts that fill your lap past your knees while sitting, and from one armrest to another in the chair, it can be a burden i suppose. But she stood to get her food, and ... sorry.. brain gets fuzzy when the mind's eye goes to this place. But when she slowly stood and let them slide down her legs to stand, her tent-like dress was almost too her ankles, and her breasts ended just below her *knees*. When she walked you could see them swaying under the dress, I'd say they were equal to if not more than the mass of the rest of her entire body. She was literally more breast than not. Her legs moved *between* them as she went to the buffet and got her selections, her breasts to the sides. I was polite but some of the foreign tourists were sickengly rude, just overtly pointing like she was there to be gawked at. When I looked at her, I realized.. it was the same girl. She was astounding before, now... I just don't have the words. She didn't seem overly concerned, in fact she really didn't seem to mind at all. She talked and chatted with her mom/sister normally, and she would have been very pretty even if she had not been as blessed as she was. But seeing this woman in the flesh redefined what I thought to be actually possible. Just when you think you've seen it all something comes along that redefines the scope of the world we live in, kinda like when in the 90s Busty Dusty, Wendy Whoppers, and Deena Duos showed up, then more recently Chelsea... but knowing this woman exists will make the sunset a little warmer because if it can happen once it could happen for someone else... and also, based on what I saw from last year I can only assume she is still growing. I feel selfish for being awed by her, but who knows, perhaps she *does* like it. She didn't dress to hide it last time i saw her, and I think what she was wearing this last week... well there aren't many options when you have breasts almost 2 feet wide and 18 inches deep *each*.
Anyway, just thought I'd break my exile and give you folks somethign to picture.
Johnny "still in slack-jawed awe" Swell