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Would you believe 10 inches?  How about 9 inches on a sunny day?
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-Munch "I see your schwartz is as big as mine" Wolf

[ August 09, 2001: Message edited by: Munch Wolf ]

[Mammeister]

12 inches? Are you sure you weren't looking at the metric side of the ruler by mistake?

When JLH gives her first titty fuck, she will have a much better understanding of some of the many ways big breasts can be useful. She may even get another free pearl necklace as an accessory too!!  

[TheZookie007]

JLH saying that she doesn't understand what the fascination with her boobs is about, is equivalent to Bill Gates wondering aloud what all the fuss is about concerning the fact that he is the richest businessman in the world.

If you have always had something, it may be hard for you to appreciate the POV of someone else, who doesn't have that thing.

And besides, as Colette said, JLH is a girl -- she isn't going to lust after HERSELF now, is she?

That said, JLH should watch who she says that to -- a jealous flat-chested gal may scratch her eyes out  

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Maybe in an earlier part of this thread showing surprise at the rage was premature. Many good points have been made.  The subtle bashing of men within JLH's statement IS deplorable; however, that is the trend among the ignorant of Hollywood and the media in general.  Still, Jennifer has fulfilled the first rule of public relations: Whether they love or hate you, never let them forget you.
P.S.  Breasts are a secondary sex trait, attraction to them in whatever degree is part of the male human psyche - just as a woman salivating over a man with a gigantic bank account is hardwired into many of the brains of the female gender.

[ August 10, 2001: Message edited by: BypassCatch22 ]

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Okay, can we all just agree on the following points and call it a day.

1. Big breasts are good - the bigger the better (up to a point, etc.)

2. Hollywood is stupid.

3. The media are stupid.

4. The general public are stupid.

5. George Bush is *very* stupid.

6. Breasts are good (just in case you fall into any of 2-5)

[Mammeister]

Not exactly Zookie. When JLH first began acting as a [censored] performer she was flat chested. Only during "Party of Five" did she develop sizable breasts and her popularity increased. She is well aware of all the attention they bring her and their power over men and the media. She's taking full advantage of it. She's a clever little minx. She doesn't even need to date a Backstreet Boy to get attention!!!

Still eagerly await the day when she poses for Playboy. Believe me, that day will indeed come!! You will too!!!

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

quote:Originally posted by Munch Wolf:

Would you believe 10 inches?  How about 9 inches on a sunny day?

More like: *puts thumb and forefinger about an INCH apart* "Missed me by THAT much!"    

[ August 11, 2001: Message edited by: F-Cup Fitzgerald ]

[Booby_Trapped]

Ha ha.  This thread is too funny.  Women who don't understand the fuss over breasts.  That's like me saying "I don't understand women."

Hmmm, wait a second.  They didn't make any sense.  I guess I should stick to staring at breasts than commenting about them.

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George Bush stupid? He seems to be outfoxing congress more than  50% of the time. Seems remarkable for an infamous idiot. Tell you what. This time I'll let your G.W. comment slide and throw in on all your points.

[ August 11, 2001: Message edited by: BypassCatch22 ]

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Well Bypass, you need to remember - as I learned from watching the terrible film Tremors 2 - that being incredibly stupid can actually make you look quite clever. Besides it would be foolish to assume that the US is being run by Bush as anything more than a puppet.

You can see the strings! And he's made out of wood. Maybe his nose will grow longer if he lies about sexual relationships with interns? Oops, wrong president....

[Mammeister]

Its much easier to understand breasts than it is to understand the women that carry them. Hot and cold running hormones. "I'm not talking to you because you never want to communicate."  

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Bypass Catch22

Dubaya is a genius according to French standards!! Just like Jerry Lewis!!!
"Hey lady, got any stem cells?"

Out fox congress? Are you trying to imply they are NOT a bunch of self serving idiots? They've met their match with Dubaya. His dad (former Prez and former CIA director) has something on all of them.)

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You know, this always happens.  Someone claims G.W. is stupid and I always say "Here is evidence to the contrary".  Then the comeback is always "Well, he's not running the executive branch, the VEP is really running things".   Yadda Yadda Yadda.  For a political debate to be any fun at all someone has to bring up new points and fresh ideas.  Not just regurgitate the same old tripe the media has been pumping out for the last 20 years.

[The_Git]

Unless G.W. Bush has sprouted breasts, why wander the thread?  

[Mammeister]

Okay,

Jennifer Love Hewitt for president in 2004.

She may not be old enough to run but she has a great rack!!!   Maybe it would be okay if she wears a sports bra?

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Hmmm, this reminds me of The Candidate at mcstories.com
http://www.mcstories.com/Candidate/index.html

-Munch "Who will stop talking about his penis" Wolf