[MunchWolf]

the comic is wapsisquare.keenspace.com

the character's breasts seem to change size depending on situation, but are usually large

-Munch "comic junky" Wolf

[Connoisseur]

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it's not popular because of what the media says right now, which is that big boobs = sluts and tooth pick skinny = beautiful... just wait till big boobs are "in", it probably won't be long but too bad it won't last...

Are you saying that guys wait around until the "media" tells them that boobs are "in" before they patronize big boob entertainers?  I think that you've mistaken men for another class of persons known collectively as women.

However, you're right about attention not equalling expenditures.  It's a curious pardox that I would ascribe to the background, residual puritanism of American culture, rather than to media influence.  Unfortunately, my idea seems to be refuted by Melanie's difficulties in booking tours in Europe -- a less puritanical society.  So you might be right after all.


   

[JizzTits]

it's really just plain popularity... that changes very often, just for the sake of change...
and i don't mean men or women specifically... just the people, the mindless masses... the majority...

actually... in the 80's weren't big boobs "in"? being born in that decade, i don't know much about it other than what i learned from Married... with Children... haha.. so it could be only that show...

[Goldeneye]

We're about the same age, but I like to think I remember my home decade pretty well, and as far as I could tell they were.  I know I might not be a breast man now if it hadn't been for all the big boobs I saw on TV and all over when I was a kid.

[melonie_charm]

" How do you reconcile the ample attention that you receive in public with marginal profitability of the big boob business? "

A. lots of guys like big boobs, but
B. most guys are also extremely cheap, meaning that
C. very few guys are willing to spend serious money for the pleasure of seeing huge boobs, but
D. if those boobs are bouncing by and can be seen for free ...
 

[gOOber]

Melonie, why don`t you just tell them to buy their own boobs?

[Leviathan]

I think big boobs have always been "in", but you guys are confusing "big" with "huge" -- there's a difference. Flat or small actresses today almost always wear cleavege enhancing bras or "falsies".

[Connoisseur]

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A. lots of guys like big boobs, but
B. most guys are also extremely cheap, meaning that
C. very few guys are willing to spend serious money for the pleasure of seeing huge boobs, but
D. if those boobs are bouncing by and can be seen for free ...

This would seem to suggest that the appropriated business model for huge boob entertainers would be one in which she collects eyeballs for advertisers.  That is say, one in which revenue flows exclusively from sponsors.  

It's unlikely, however, that most advertisers will care to support explicit porn.  A profitable approach, then, it seems to me, would involve the huge boobed entertainer on display in an asexual context.  A sufficiently articulate entertainer could, for example, host a talkumentary show produced for a niche cable channel or a local TV station desperate for original programming -- Your Pet's Health, New England Gardens, Native American Cuisine, American Bed and Breakfast, etc.  The hostess would dress just modestly enough to eliminate the appearance of blatant sexuality.

I am absolutely certain that the ratings for such shows (e.g. Skeet Shooting with Melanie or Melanie's Kitchen) would be consistently high.

There must be something wrong with my thinking, however. Otherwise this would have been tried successfully years ago.

 

[Sara]

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Are you saying that guys wait around until the "media" tells them that boobs are "in" before they patronize big boob entertainers? I think that you've mistaken men for another class of persons known collectively as women.

Wow. That was just dumb...

As much as some guys would like to believe men aren't cogs in the Pop Culture Machine, that it's only fueled by women, they are.

They're every bit as much as women.  

[JizzTits]

yeah, that really would work, but those dumbasses pass up good ideas all the time i'm sure...
advertisers could even simply give t-shirts with their logo or website to huge breasted women and as long as these women go out, they are sure to be seen...

[MunchWolf]

Hmmmm ... using breasts as advertising space .... hmmmm

I wonder if bigger breasts would get paid more, for having more available space ....

-Munch "But what would the product be?" Wolf

[JizzTits]

could be anything... i mean if Chelsea Charms walked into a crowded room, we all know where everyone's eyes are gonna go... so why not advertise in that very well seen space? i'm sure it would be seen even more than the billboards on the sides of freeways. and hey, if advertisers see how much this can make, then our big bust stars can earn the money they should deserve!
remember what was said earlier, guys are cheap and would not pay to see this kind of "specialty" while they can see it for free once in a while outside... so if guys look at your breasts anyway, you might as well get paid for it right?

[gOOber]

Not every man can look at what he wants to.

[melonie_charm]

Thanks for the mainstream media ideas, but ... there IS something that you may have overlooked - 50% of available audiences are female.  The media moguls large or small are generally not willing to tackle a project which is virtually guaranteed to alienate 50% of the potential audience!  Maybe try a twist to use this to my advantage, like becoming a competitor in a predominantly male sport which I am physically capable of competing in in order to sidestep the female audience issue!?  How about competing in Fishing Tournaments (if I could avoid falling out of my bikini on camera?    

[Grimlock]

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...like becoming a competitor in a predominantly male sport... ...Fishing Tournaments...

You may be able to do quite well, since the other male competitors will most likely be more or less distracted, giving you the edge and even if you don't win, you probably get the most attention, by the audience that consists of mostly males. There might be some sports fisherman companies that might do quite well if you advertice for them.

• Melonie fishing lines, holds for really big ones.
• Melonie fishing bait, irresistible goodies.
• Melonie fishing chair, built to support heavy weights.
• Melonie fishing rod, erect in an instant.
• Melonie fishing hooks, points up.
• Melonie fishing buckets, skin colored with nipples.
• Melonie fishing vests, room for all essential equipment.
• Melonie fishing slingshot, with huge cup size.