I was feeling it more along the lines of "The Osbournes" or that new show with disgustingly gauche Anna Nicole Smith. I'd watch a reality show with big-boobed subject(s). If there's interesting stuff going on there, too, even better! Remember Real World: Hawaii? Cool-ass pad with a fucking volcano model in the swimming pool, right on the beach, bickering housemates, serpentine storylines, AND Amaya's big-ass titties?

The ones she talked about all the time and referred to as "the twins?" Amaya, probably the biggest drama queen in the show's history, swiftly and effortlessly made everything in that house revolve around her, and her on-and-off relationship with that lucky fuck whatshisname. Colin, yeah, that's it. So there was plenty big Amaya titties to be seen each half-hour. Addictive show, AND big titties. THAT's quality television.
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(Hahahaha...I used the word "gauche." ::Hums "Frasier" theme: