[BillN]

I told my wife that her ass was as wide as my gas grill.  So she told me not to expect her gas grill to get fired up for one little wienie.    

[JustMeMike]

Hope everyone is having some fun with these. I suggest that they be posted somewhere in your house, not too obvious a location but not so remote so she wont find them.

When she asks about them, you can mutter something about them being standard, posted in every home, blah, blah, thought you had read them long ago, yadda,yadda...

Thanks to everyone who has sent some appreciative acknowledgements.

And to BillN who compared his wife's caboose to the gas grill. You've got yourself a real firebrand there. And smart as a whip too. She not only grills your hotdog for you every once in awhile, but she also can smoke you verbally as well. You're not married to Rosanne are you?  

This is JustMeMike  

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Would anybody be interested in seeing the woman's version of this list?.....it's on my fridge---I live by it--perhaps it would give you some pointers....heehee

Marie    

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Just to show you guys that it's not just us women who have issues---LOL!!!! My sincerest apologies in advance---hehehehe........

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Make sure the door doesn't hit him in the ass.

If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different sized dicks so that you can
tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years.Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for fu**ing directions.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

Remember: a sense of humor does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

Just a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy!!!!

And always remember no matter how hot he looks, some woman somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with his shit!!!!

Marie      

[ August 28, 2001: Message edited by: Marie ]

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woMEN?    just thought i'd point that one out

[BillN]

Thanks Mike.  When we first married she worked for an electric company.  I told her that when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in for two twentys.  She told me that I wasn't wired for 220.  

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