[Tarkus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just emailed my support for the petition.  Jeez, she has some of the best bewbage on the planet - why mess with perfection?!?!?!!

[NeoMyztikX]

i supported my petition on 6 email adresses

[breastanalyser]

   SAVE JORDAN'S GIANT JUGS
 

Grand canyons ... protect this
area of unnatural beauty

TODAY The Sun launches a campaign to save two of Britain’s most outstanding monuments — Jordan’s boobs.

Yesterday the model revealed she wants to have surgery to reduce the much-loved landmarks.

It left many upset the national treasures will be lost for ever.

Often open to the public, the silicon edifices have become one of Britain’s biggest attractions.

But Jordan — who boosted her original 32B assets to 32FF — now says they are “a little big.”

Last night the National Trust reluctantly insisted they would be unable to step in to preserve the massive monuments.

Spokesman Julian Lloyd said: “Our remit is to preserve places of outstanding natural beauty – so we will have to pass on this.”

Boom or bust ... Jordan says FF bazookas are 'a little big'

Now it’s up to readers to Save Jordan’s Giant Jugs – so e-mail your support today.

Support our petition — email [email protected]

[ZoD]

damn you free will and back pain!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[johnny_utah]

damn it! i just don't get it... why do girls like jordan, who are only famous for one thing (okay, two things), feel the need to do this? at least when pam anderson took her implants out she put in bigger ones.  if this is true, i predict a swift rush to obscurity for jordan... too bad.

[likwidflame]

Here is a corresponding article from The Sun, well more just the boobs, but they speak for themselves

[Tulip]

Jordan, by her own admission only has a DD! not an F or J as some people/newspapers have suggested.
Also recent pictures have shown that her boobs have sagged quite a lot. (The pictures that you have posted are 1-2 years old!)
What she has said is that she will not reduce the size of her implants but merely have a breast lift. Do not dispair!!

[Angelus]

Jordan's not touching her tits for a while.  She's pregnant, remember?

[Tulip]

Yes I know that. And she is failing with her musical career too. She is not going to have a TV career because simply does not have the personality for it.
However popular Jordan is, she still a model. She only got fame because of her boobs. She is also slowly disappearing from the press and for a page 3 girl, that is worring.
I personally do not think that she will make her boob smaller because of these reasons. If she will, how else is she going to make money?

[SwitcherX]

Quote:
I personally do not think that she will make her boob smaller because of these reasons. If she will, how else is she going to make money?

palimony suit?

[Psf_79]

Nooooooo!!! Hope she won't go smaller and all she gets is just a lift. After all, she has said she likes the Pamela Anderson round and fake look, so maybe she'll stay as big as she is, and just changes the look of her boobs. And Angelus is right, she won't get anything done while pregnant.

[ZoD]

its all a conspiracy between her and the sun to drum up publicity!!!!

innocuous paranoiatacular!!!!!

[SecretSquirrel]

I blame that Andre gimp . Left to her own devices I'm sure she would have gone bigger still.

[Tulip]

She has said that she like the fake look because is one year that she knows she has to get a breast lift
The breast lift involves cutting excessive loose skin.
the scars are huge and visible. She is going to end up with breasts that are unnatural "The fake american look" and she knows it. She is just preparing her fans for it. Again she only has a DD not an F or J! Or she could surprise her fans by having bigger implants put it in. But I doubt it. Her breasts are becoming a bit of a liability for her career. Truth is that she does not have any ability at all exept being a model but she has tried to diversify her career altought so far she has failed. She only get exposures in magazines like OK and hello just because she has signed up a deal worth half a million pounds 2 years a go. Her appeareance on the newspapers is fading. She cannot do anymore photo mags because well she has done it so many times in all mags in uk. If she gets bigger boobs than she might do that again but for how long?

[ZoD]

Damn you Andre!!! Pity Jordan cant actually do anything apart from have big tits.....oh well she still has plenty of money - so her retirement wont exactly be painful.