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Re: Christina Model MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #1080 on: April 25, 2004, 11:21:47 PM »

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DrHyde

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Re: Christina Model MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #1081 on: April 25, 2004, 11:22:54 PM »
I'd have to say that was the best 22 seconds of today.

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Pulsar

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« Reply #1082 on: April 25, 2004, 11:29:38 PM »
screen shot.  
 

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coolguy10195

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Re: Christina Model MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #1083 on: April 26, 2004, 02:12:05 AM »
She is like a little baby porn star. Or maybe the Britney Spears of big boobs.

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D_U_S_K

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« Reply #1084 on: April 26, 2004, 03:05:53 AM »
Bouncing, Weeeee!

Finally, She got the idea that "Hey, Maybe not everyone likes to watch my one dance move...Maybe i should just bounce?"
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The End. No More. Goodbye.

-Jessica

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Grim

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« Reply #1085 on: April 26, 2004, 07:31:32 AM »
lol, for a breif period of time in that clip, she realized she can't dance and just jiggled there for a few seconds...omfg, that was great.
*wanders off*

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« Reply #1086 on: April 26, 2004, 10:32:12 AM »
Thanks for sharing those clips!  I see they haven't been advertised on her site yet.  There really is something about her.  Despite her lousy dancing, I can never get enough of her!  
There once was a girl from Savanna
Whose tits were the size of Montanna
She's eager to please
So she'll give 'em a squeeze
Right around your throbbing banana!

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spu00trb

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« Reply #1087 on: April 26, 2004, 10:52:35 AM »
Christina is clearly one of the most attractive people on the internet, but seriously how long can it take to learn to dance? I mean she seems relatively healthy and stuff, so surely the site would just pay for her to have like a month of "pop music video dancing" lessons? Im sure it wouldnt be that expensive! Maybe we should all club together and buy them for her  

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GALVATRON

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Re: Christina Model MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #1088 on: April 26, 2004, 07:50:30 PM »
Quote:

Christina is clearly one of the most attractive people on the internet, but seriously how long can it take to learn to dance? I mean she seems relatively healthy and stuff, so surely the site would just pay for her to have like a month of "pop music video dancing" lessons? Im sure it wouldnt be that expensive! Maybe we should all club together and buy them for her  




bwaahhh! Here is the sad part. I don't think she knows that she can't dance. It used to say on her site that she dreamed of being a back-up dancer for a big singing star. Also, if you want to purchase one of her videos, the site it takes you too is a site that claims to be selling instructionl dance videos. Know, we all know that the dance angle is really a cover-up because it makes the producers feel better  than saying they are in the porn business (albiet very very soft style porn). But the facts are that SHE CAN NOT DANCE! If she thinks that she can dance then she is as stupid as she is clumsy. Like that annoying William Hung guy. (though Will Hung does dance slightly better than Christina, he does lack the sexy boucing boobies)

But there should definately be more bouncing, more jiggling and less dancing. Maybe she could take up jogging, or kick-boxing to see some jubbly action. But pleas Christina, NO MORE of your horrid dancing.  

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Goldeneye

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« Reply #1089 on: April 27, 2004, 02:12:31 AM »
Quote:

Christina is clearly one of the most attractive people on the internet, but seriously how long can it take to learn to dance?




Not long, I've learned, as I'm taking ballroom lessons, but I'm sure as hell not interested in watching her do the Viennese watlz.  She needs to cut the dancing COMPLETELY and just do shit with her tits.  It'd be like a MILLION times better.  Why was this video, like, the best fucking thing ever, just about?  Cause she mostly quit the gacky dancing and shook her fuckin boobs.  That's all it takes!  We're easily pleased.  Forget dance lessons, if they're gonna keep making these videos, what she *really* needs is someone to teach her how to be sexy.  She...seems kinda like that idea's never been introduced to her.  Half the appeal is attitude.  

Goldeneye
"'Course, she could always just get a Tae-Bo tape..."

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Hudd

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« Reply #1090 on: April 27, 2004, 09:21:03 AM »
Dancing aside, in video 58 we see Christina's big tits wobble, jiggle, bounce and sway while ALMOST falling out of this unbuttoned, thin wet top.  

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Goldeneye

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« Reply #1091 on: April 28, 2004, 02:14:52 AM »
Fuck!  That's one of my favorite Christina pics...  ::Gawks::

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Hudd

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« Reply #1092 on: May 11, 2004, 11:18:49 AM »
It could happen boys. Just you watch.  

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ninkasi

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Re: Christina Model MASTER thread MERGED
« Reply #1093 on: May 11, 2004, 02:29:39 PM »
Yeah, maybe.  

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GizmoWidget

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« Reply #1094 on: May 11, 2004, 03:41:42 PM »
Excellent work there Hudd!  
Put Buck O'Neal in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame!!!