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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #855 on: March 26, 2007, 03:32:32 PM »
Granted, you walk down the street without a single particle of smoke entering you lungs... unfortunatly you aren't looking where you're and get knocked down by a bus.

I wish I had better things to by doing than arsing around on the 'testing and off-topic' forum

Love 'had nothing better to to than edit this post' Squirrel
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ZoD

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #856 on: March 27, 2007, 08:59:35 AM »
Granted, with your newfound enthusiasm fro enjoying life to the fullest you take a walk but get hit by a but.....again.

I wish i was a little taller than I am now.
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #857 on: March 27, 2007, 09:06:29 AM »
Granted, you gain a foot. However it is your neck that gains a foot and you look stupid!

I wish I had a sports car (and never crash it)
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #858 on: March 27, 2007, 11:31:59 AM »
Granted but you can't keep up with the payments and its repossesed.

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates.
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #859 on: March 27, 2007, 03:32:08 PM »
Granted, you're richer than Bill Gates.
However you're richer in flavour than Bill Gates.
In fact, You're so tasty that you eat yourself to death.

I wish I was the mole on chelsea charms left breast.
(I think I know what's coming next...)
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #860 on: March 27, 2007, 04:12:17 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, Chelsea retires so no one comes near her right breast or you ever again.

Now, I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away, look away, look away Dixie-land.
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #861 on: March 27, 2007, 04:19:02 PM »
The answer I was expecting was...
Granted, you're the mole on chelsea charms left breast but...
you're the mole on chelsea charms left breast

Granted, Your in the land of cotten...
Unfortunatly everything there is made of cotten and you starve to death as you dont have the digestive enzymes required to break down cotten.

I wish my clothes never got dirty.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #862 on: March 27, 2007, 06:25:23 PM »
Granted. Your clothes remain clean -- but that is only because your body spontaneously combusts every time clothes come in contact with your body.

As for me, I wish I was living in Los Angeles.
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #863 on: March 27, 2007, 08:41:45 PM »
Granted, you go move to LA. You go on to join a gang and become a famous rapper. However your career falls apart when everyone simultaneously realizes that rap music is crap music.

Love 'bring back Duran Duran' Squirrel
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Shara

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #864 on: March 27, 2007, 09:37:12 PM »
Quote:

Granted, you go move to LA. You go on to join a gang and become a famous rapper. However your career falls apart when everyone simultaneously realizes that rap music is crap music.

Love 'bring back Duran Duran' Squirrel



A kindred spirit (you didn't make a new wish)
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ZoD

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #865 on: March 28, 2007, 04:59:29 AM »
I wish that love squirrel would make a wish.

Granted, he (it?) does, but its not that great and many opportunities for hijinx are missed.

I wish for a plethora of books with which to glean (see: plagiarise) 1337 english knowledge for the essays and exams I have to do in the next few months.
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #866 on: March 28, 2007, 10:38:15 AM »
Well it could have been interpreted that I wished that the days of 80's pop music would return...

Anyway...

Granted, However the books are in latin (and I'm presuming you can't read latin) and you fail all your tests.

I wish I wasn't out of toilet paper...

-Love 'I'm male if you're wondering Zod' Squirrel
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HamsterGal

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #867 on: March 28, 2007, 12:46:07 PM »
Granted. You've got T.P. It's just in the trunk of the car. You'll have to use your sock. Again. The green one with the hole in it.


I wish I had enough money to buy a plane ticket to visit my little brother.
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ZoD

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #868 on: March 28, 2007, 06:19:04 PM »
Granted, but only just enough to get there...you can never get back!

I wish for more hair gel....

(lovesquirrel - you could be a male squirrel! Plus 80's music is the rockingest thing ever!)
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Lovesquirrel

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #869 on: March 28, 2007, 08:18:27 PM »
Re: Hamstergal. In Europe we call 'trunks' 'Boots'!... and now I think that was abit toooo graphic...

Granted, you've got more hair gel...
However the amount in question is 0.000000000001 MICRO grams and isn't much use in taming your luscious locks!

I wish that I had an infinite amount of cigarettes (no cancer jokes please)

-Love '*cough* *splutter*/weak stomach' Squirrel.

Ps: ZoD obviously has a most excellent taste in music
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