[TheZookie007]

Granted. But then Chelsea Charms has no choice but to get even bigger than all the other women put together.

On reflection, that might not be such a bad thing, but where on earth would we have room for all of that boobage? Hmm.

So, I wish that, as soon as that is achieved, Chelsea Charms is given her own planet to live on. With me as fellow caretaker, of course.

[Lovesquirrel]

Granted however there's no food on this planet and chelsea is forced to eat you alive...

I wish the X files had gone on for another nine series... *sigh*

[HamsterGal]

Granted, but it got pretty lame after the fourteenth season, when all of the original cast had left, and they were replaced by trained chimps. Sure, it sounds cool, but they were *so* unconvincing as conspiracy theorists.

I wish there was something on television worth watching.

[Katheb]

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Granted, but it got pretty lame after the fourteenth season, when all of the original cast had left, and they were replaced by trained chimps. Sure, it sounds cool, but they were *so* unconvincing as conspiracy theorists.

I wish there was something on television worth watching.

There is sadly said television is on a Martian spaceship exploring a galaxy far far away .

I wish i could stop being lazy

[robclassact]

Granted, your body is engulfed in flames, prompting you to action which may be accidentally construed by a third party as exercise.

I wish Bob Barker would come out of retirement and return to "The Price is Right," bigger, stronger, faster, and better than ever.

[MunchWolf]

Granted, he's now the bionic women though

-Munch "I wish this game wouldn't fall off the page again" Wolf

[robclassact]

Granted, the "I wish game" is given new life . . . by Jimbobob unfortunately.

I wish I had better self-esteem.

[AZWolf]

Granted.  From now on jimbobob will hear "Self Esteem" by The Offspring on eternal repeat in his head as motivation.

I wish Fox News actually spoke more truthfully.

[PregNut]

Granted. FOX News now reports sports scores as well as their normal news reports.

I wish **28** would just do their jobs and keep their political views to themselves.

[robclassact]

Granted: spurned by a sudden urge to gain as much attention and exposure as possible (their "job" as **28**), seek a grander scale of exposure and become politicians, running for all public offices.

I wish all people worldwide would work together to solve the global warming crisis.

[HamsterGal]

Granted. They overdo it and the planet is reduced to a sphere of lifeless ice.

I wish I could find my Morrissey tickets.....

[AZWolf]

Granted!  They're under the 20 year old that **89** at the party your friends held.  Just a wipe off and some soap and they'll be good as new.

I wish we had a third party in the US that was strong enough to wield real influence.

[robclassact]

Granted, the **92** Frat Boy Party gets Matthew McConaughey on the ballot.

I wish I could run a mile in under six minutes.

[Sadistyk]

Granted, but after completing the mile, you have a mild stroke.


I wish I'd stop thinking up ways to make money, then just using that idea to give away free stuff to people.

[AZWolf]

Granted though sounds like spam.

I wish leaders cared more about helping people and less about making money (there you go).