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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #900 on: July 28, 2007, 11:05:38 AM »
Granted, George Bush and co. show up in your living room to micromanage your socks

-Munch "Hey, could be worse, they could be there to micromanage your sexlife" Wolf

I wish I had a sexlife
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #901 on: July 28, 2007, 11:32:10 AM »
Granted, meet your new sex partner, they call him Bubba.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #902 on: July 28, 2007, 11:47:14 AM »
Granted.  She chews grass and grain and she's very green.    Moooooo.

I wish the latest bills passed to do something useful on the border did it.
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Sadistyk

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #903 on: July 29, 2007, 10:32:46 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, the border is your property line and you are never allowed to leave your home.


I wish politicians came with a "spoiler" so we know exactly what will happen if they get elected.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #904 on: July 29, 2007, 11:17:39 PM »
Granted: "spoiler" footage consists of them being sworn into office.

I wish my cellphone could double as a hand grenade.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #905 on: July 30, 2007, 11:54:17 AM »
Granted, but when you really need it to blow something up...you lose signal.


I wish my health insurance didn't cost so damn much.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #906 on: August 04, 2007, 03:12:43 AM »
Granted -- You're a Russian citizen.  So it's free.  My ex-wife told me how she carried a towel to her dental visits "to soak up the blood."  (Unless you had a bribe)

I wish we, somehow still the richest country in the world, could offer useful health care to its legal citizens on a per capita basis.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #907 on: November 01, 2008, 03:13:40 PM »
Granted. However, the healthcare system falls apart as Congress decides to grant amnesty to the entire population of Mexico in order to eliminate illegal immigration, and thus creates a huge underclass that destroys the rest of our economy.

I wish that I could be married to Jennifer Love Hewitt forever.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #908 on: November 01, 2008, 07:34:18 PM »
Granted...enjoy the rest of eternity with her in hell, though.

I wish I was a foot taller.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #909 on: November 02, 2008, 07:47:30 AM »
I wish I could marry both my current FWB and my ex, they would love each other (and the sex would be amazing) and the communication problems would be over as I wouldn't have to listen to another fracking inane word.

Regards!
Bone...
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #910 on: November 02, 2008, 08:59:28 AM »
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I wish I was a foot taller.

Granted. Unfortunately, it's all neck.

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I wish I could marry both my current FWB and my ex, they would love each other (and the sex would be amazing) and the communication problems would be over as I wouldn't have to listen to another fracking inane word.

Granted. They are now married to each other and are moving to Australia.

I wish people would play these games properly.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #911 on: November 02, 2008, 03:40:53 PM »
Read the fine print better next time, oh Jiin of the Pregged nuts!  LOL

YAY!  I get me wish.  
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #912 on: November 03, 2008, 04:56:16 PM »
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I wish people would play these games properly.


Granted. However, you are the only person left on the forum after mass bannings by the moderators.

I wish that Zookie would become a conservative Republican.

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Granted...enjoy the rest of eternity with her in hell, though.


No place can be considered hell if Jennifer Love Hewitt is there.

I have to say, that was almost a caveat-proof wish on my part.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #913 on: November 04, 2008, 07:59:17 AM »
Confusion equates to Palinesque quotes.  On the road, democratic.  
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #914 on: November 04, 2008, 12:07:31 PM »
Quote:

Q_BE: I wish that Zookie would become a conservative Republican.

Granted. My name is now George W. Bush, and I'm about to leave office. Impeachment and imprisonment awaits.

I wish they would abolish Daylight Saving Time.
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