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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #960 on: December 20, 2008, 02:00:35 PM »
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I wish for new guitar.


Granted. However, the guitar is so rare and valuable that even touching it would ruin it, so, after 10 years of non-playing, you give it to a museum.

I wish that womens' breasts tasted like my favorite candy: Junior Mints.

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #961 on: December 25, 2008, 07:52:52 PM »
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I wish that womens' breasts tasted like my favorite candy: Junior Mints.


Christmas Bump!

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #962 on: December 25, 2008, 08:05:35 PM »
bwaaaaahhh!

Granted.
But, a junior mint loving monster eats them all and the world is now breastless, except for I guess manboobs. Without female breasts, the bra industry can no longer support itself, sexy ads are no longer around to entice people to buy stuff, so the international economy tanks. Of course, the baby formula industry thrives.
Without her breasts to substantiate her self esteem (and ratings), Jennifer Love Hewitt kills herself. Which, spares us from any more episodes of the now unwatchable Ghost Whisperer. It is replaced by a new show with Bronson Pinchot as a streetwise detective partnered up with a goofy-yet-lovable anthropomorphic giraffe; together they fight crime. The Bearchive gets invaded by penis enthusiasts, and morphers talents are turned that way. Worst of all, Junior Mint are no longer produced and you have to change your favorite candy to either Twix™ or Big Red™ gum. It's not just red, it's Big Red™.

I wish Brad Pitt gets an Oscar for his fabulous performance as Benjamin Button.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #963 on: December 25, 2008, 08:28:37 PM »
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GALVATRON said:
bwaaaaahhh!

Granted.
But, a junior mint loving monster eats them all and the world is now breastless, except for I guess manboobs. Without female breasts, the bra industry can no longer support itself, sexy ads are no longer around to entice people to buy stuff, so the international economy tanks. Of course, the baby formula industry thrives.
Without her breasts to substantiate her self esteem (and ratings), Jennifer Love Hewitt kills herself. Which, spares us from any more episodes of the now unwatchable Ghost Whisperer. It is replaced by a new show with Bronson Pinchot as a streetwise detective partnered up with a goofy-yet-lovable anthropomorphic giraffe; together they fight crime. The Bearchive gets invaded by penis enthusiasts, and morphers talents are turned that way. Worst of all, Junior Mint are no longer produced and you have to change your favorite candy to either Twix™ or Big Red™ gum. It's not just red, it's Big Red™.


Wow, that's a lot of angry caveats to my wish, my lord Galvatron. Are you trying to crush my idealistic hope that the world can be a better place if I believe it can be?

I suppose that is wise, though, when cultivating an invincible army of evil...

BWAAAAH!

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I wish Brad Pitt gets an Oscar for his fabulous performance as Benjamin Button.

Granted, but it is posthumous. Angelina Jolie, in her grief, remarries Billy Bob Thornton. On an unrelated note, Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs win a joint Emmy for Breasts Most Crucial to Series' Success.

I wish that my lord Galvatron returns to his previous Hewitt-loving ways.

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #964 on: December 30, 2008, 06:55:45 AM »
Granted.  But JLH finds "bwaaaahhhhhh!!!" incredibly annoying and starts to have frequent nightmares, **77** her into long-term mental health care.

I wish it would be warm and sunny so I could ride my motorcycle.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #965 on: January 07, 2009, 07:54:58 PM »
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I wish it would be warm and sunny so I could ride my motorcycle.


Granted, however, because it is currently winter, global warming has gone into hyperdrive, creating massive weather anomalies that kill everyone on the earth except you.

Hope you have fun being the last person on earth...with a motorcycle.

Q-BE Note: One of my wishes partially came true. Jennifer is now longer engaged to Ross McCall.

I wish that Jennifer Love Hewitt would do a lengthy nude scene in a movie and a nude pictorial in Playboy sometime in this year, so I could see her currently wonderful body in all its glory.

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #966 on: June 10, 2011, 05:41:23 AM »
Quote from: Q_BE on January 07, 2009, 07:54:58 PM

<b>Q-BE Note:</b> <a href="http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=672080#Post672080" target="_blank"><font color="yellow">One of my wishes<!--color--></font></a> partially came true. Jennifer is now longer engaged to Ross McCall. <img src="/images//graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images//graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I wish that Jennifer Love Hewitt would do a lengthy nude scene in a movie and a nude pictorial in Playboy sometime in this year, so I could see her currently wonderful body in all its glory.

Granted, but you become so enthralled, enraptured, and eventually obsessed with poor JLH that you wind up rivaling Diana Napolis (JLH stalker).  You are caught after breaking into her place in the act of installing perv cams.  Luckily, you land a decent lawyer who manages to convince a judge not to simply throw you in prison; you spend the next eight years being "treated" in an asylum.

I wish Munchwolf would take his shirt off more often.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #967 on: June 10, 2011, 03:15:12 PM »


I wish MunchWolf would keep his shirt on more.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #968 on: June 10, 2011, 04:44:09 PM »
Quote from: pedonbio on June 10, 2011, 03:15:12 PM

I wish MunchWolf would keep his shirt on more.

No fair breaking the rules!  You have to grant my wish before you can make a wish of your own...  :P
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #969 on: June 10, 2011, 06:29:41 PM »
Both wishes granted. Munch has now an automatic undress shirt with an on/off button, butt the button is stuck in "on" position, so every time he puts it on it's coming off by it self.

B"no wish for me, those things tend to go horribly wrong all the time"acE 
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #970 on: June 11, 2011, 08:12:12 PM »
Quote from: BacE on June 10, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
Both wishes granted. Munch has now an automatic undress shirt with an on/off button, butt the button is stuck in "on" position, so every time he puts it on it's coming off by it self.

B"no wish for me, those things tend to go horribly wrong all the time"acE 

So what you're saying is that thanks to you Munch is going to be permanently turned on?...
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #971 on: June 12, 2011, 04:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Klcarsite on June 11, 2011, 08:12:12 PM
So what you're saying is that thanks to you Munch is going to be permanently turned on?...
nope just his shirt.  ;D
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #972 on: June 12, 2011, 09:09:46 PM »
Quote from: BacE on June 10, 2011, 06:29:41 PM
Both wishes granted. Munch has now an automatic undress shirt with an on/off button, butt the button is stuck in "on" position, so every time he puts it on it's coming off by it self.

B"no wish for me, those things tend to go horribly wrong all the time"acE 

Granted: The powers that be cancel out the negatives in your statement and grant the wish. You make a wish for things to go horribly right, and Robclassact (formerly "Jimbobob") revives his favorite thread of all time.

I wish my car worked perfectly.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #973 on: June 13, 2011, 01:10:40 AM »
Quote from: robclassact on June 12, 2011, 09:09:46 PM
Granted: The powers that be cancel out the negatives in your statement and grant the wish. You make a wish for things to go horribly right, and Robclassact (formerly "Jimbobob") revives his favorite thread of all time.

I wish my car worked perfectly.

Granted, You car becomes the perfect car ... never suffers damage, always has fuel, never has any issues ... except someone just stole it ...

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #974 on: June 15, 2011, 03:53:28 AM »
Quote from: MunchWolf on June 13, 2011, 01:10:40 AM
Granted, You car becomes the perfect car ... never suffers damage, always has fuel, never has any issues ... except someone just stole it ...

-Munch "I wish to be able to pop into a BE story at will" Wolf

Granted, but the only story you can pop into involves a coven of witches intent upon securing "The Goddesses Blessing" (huge tits) for one of their newest initiates.  As part of the rite these 13 massively endowed women take turns smothering you with their comically swollen breasts until you die of **59**.  You die happy... but you still die. 

I wish that all my best gaming buddies and I lived in the same household so that we could play more often.
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