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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #105 on: October 19, 2006, 07:28:15 PM »
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I wish that I knew the way to get any woman on the planet to have sex with me.



Granted: you already do... simply pay her or lower your standards or both!  

I wish it were allright for me to expose dishonesty, deceit and evil machinations wherever I find them. At least here at the BEA.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #106 on: October 19, 2006, 07:38:23 PM »
Granted, but don't you already do that?

I wish people around me stop expecting me to be happy for them when they get engaged to an asshole/bitch.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #107 on: October 19, 2006, 08:16:42 PM »
...especially now, since you have become the asshole/bitch in question.

And, how I wish that the English language could be abolished so that we are all forced to learn more mellifluous languages like Italian or Spanish or Hindi.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #108 on: October 19, 2006, 08:25:28 PM »
Granted, News the Next Day: State of Texas Explodes.

I wish that I could control the weather.
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #109 on: October 19, 2006, 08:47:39 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately a bolt of lightning strikes you and you vapor lock.
I wish Chelsea Charms would join the BEA.
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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #110 on: October 19, 2006, 08:54:02 PM »
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I wish Chelsea Charms would join the BEA.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, she looks around the forums, sees all the copyrighted images of her posted w/o her consent, and has her lawyer draft a threatenting cease-and-desist letter to the Owner. The next day, a new "no Chelsea Charms pix" rule is added to the site rules.

Don't laugh... that's exactly how it happens sometimes.

I wish there were no such thing as RSI/Carpal Tunnel, no matter how much time you spend at the keyboard.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #111 on: October 19, 2006, 10:04:29 PM »
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I wish there were no such thing as RSI/Carpal Tunnel, no matter how much time you spend at the keyboard.


Granted.  Replaced with male erectile dysfunction.

I wish I had the power to export one person of my choice per day to Bolivia.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #112 on: October 19, 2006, 10:26:46 PM »
...whereupon, that person becomes a) female, b) a Latina, c) hotter than July, and d) emboobened like no man's business. Oh, and never wants to speak or hear from you again.

To quote the old tourist commercials: "I wish I was in the land of the Pharaohs. I wish...I wish I was in Egypt."
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mofoapoo

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #113 on: October 19, 2006, 11:09:59 PM »
BOOYAH! Egypt is run by a puppet government, whos leaders have betrayed their own people, just for their name, and is full of close minded, poor, extremest influenced muslims, and the only safe spots are tourist areas.

wait...

i wish i could wink, do the little gun thing with my hand, and say "SHAZZAM" and make objects catch on fire, or if its a girl, have her instantly orgasm.
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #114 on: October 19, 2006, 11:31:05 PM »
Granted, but you can no longer walk and chew gum at the same time

I wish I had a house

-Munch "I miss my house .. sniff" Wolf
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #115 on: October 19, 2006, 11:56:08 PM »
You do have a house. They made a film about it: The Amityville Horror.

I wish O. J. Simpson would tell us all who the real killer is.
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G_I_John

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #116 on: October 20, 2006, 12:32:32 AM »
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Granted, but she turns out to be the Stalker type and kills each girl you date after her and she is never caught by the cops.



Who says I'd date anyone else
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G_I_John

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #117 on: October 20, 2006, 12:33:00 AM »
Granted, he says it was you

I wish I was more awake -_-
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #118 on: October 20, 2006, 12:36:54 AM »
You are hereby suffering from permanent insomnia. Then you die.

Speaking of dyeing, I wish that tie-dye clothes would be acceptable corporate wear once again.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #119 on: October 20, 2006, 04:55:36 AM »
Granted, however do to the odd color schemes and often bright colors cause people to go blind.

I wish I had my own private jet that would take me anywhere I wanted to go.
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