[herringbone]

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I wish to be a judge for a wet t-shirt contest

Granted.  Take exit 5 and turn left -- go 2 miles and look for the "Shady Acres Retirement Home" sign on the left.  They'll expect you around 2 or when the motorized wheelchair races end, whichever is later.

I wish every morph rendered by BEA artists became real.

[robclassact]

Granted: Not only are the morphed individuals nowhere near you, but they drop out of sight fearing an over-hyped public response and commit themselves immediately for surgery when their skin seems oddly pixelated, has a completely uncharacteristic shade, and their bodies' immune systems reject the unfamiliar head grafted upon them.

I wish I could speak spanish and english fluently.

[solvegas]

Granted. Unfortunately it's old english and old spanish and nobody understands you.
I wish Chelsea Charms was even bigger.

[G_I_John]

Granted, she's 1000ft tall but with the same size boobs

I wish I was less cruel in this thread

[herringbone]

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I wish I was less cruel in this thread

Granted.  And you start missing the point about everything else, too.  

I wish today was Groundhog's Day so I could wake up every morning and have it be Saturday.

[Theodore]

Granted, however after a mole of days, you get bored because you have done everything there was to do.

I wish the girls I liked learned to lower their standards.

[robclassact]

Granted: the hobo on the side of the road is now nailing the girls you were interested in.

I wish I had a subscription to Playboy.

[mofoapoo]

granted, but your first issue has super glue on it or osmething, and your hand was stuck to your penis and your other hand stuck to the magizen, then somehow your back stuck to the ceiling.  so your hanging there for days like that until someone saves you.

i wish theo would stop making emo wishes.

[MunchWolf]

Granted ... but then you die ... twice ... with boredom and sorry on top ...

-Munch "what's with all these death wishes anyway?" Wolf

I wish to live to 100

[G_I_John]

Granted, you're transported back to the year 99, live a year and then get eaten by a dinosaur

I wish for some shades

[herringbone]

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I wish for some shades

Granted:



I wish to be the only male on earth (without a massive outbreak of lesbianism).

[G_I_John]

Granted, and you are exiled to a tiny island after being overpowered by the women

I wish I could join Sabrina Sabrok's website

[MunchWolf]

Granted, but you are banned from even other website (including Yahoo)

-Munch "I wish my cat would stop **83** in my clothes piles" Wolf

[Katheb]

-Munch "I wish my cat would stop **83** in my clothes piles" Wolf



Granted : But now your cat is incapable of **83** and is now maddened with hysteria caused by lack of **82** [the poor thing]

I wish i could play DnD or shadow run with someone [ive never played it before it seems like fun]

[mofoapoo]

granted, but you gotta play DnD with me, and i such as DM.

i wish GIjohn knew that dinosaurs didnt exist in the year 99, or 100.