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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #360 on: November 02, 2006, 08:33:29 PM »
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me: I wish I had my own Stealth fighter.

G_I_John: Granted, but it's stuck on invisible... good luck finding it

That's not a problem. For one thing, Stealth fighters are invisible to (or at least have a very very small profile on) radar. We're not talking Harry Potter here. And, just in case, I'll have one of those remote keyless entry systems for it as a backup

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I wish women found me attractive

They do: now if only you had thought about what would happen when you combine KrazyGlue with pheromone cream.

I wish I saw a puddytat.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #361 on: November 02, 2006, 08:37:05 PM »
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beachboy: I wish this cold snap would break.

Granted. Now, we have to pick up your pieces. A nasty business.

I wish I had a prayer rug.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #362 on: November 02, 2006, 08:41:14 PM »
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PregNut: I wish they all could be California girls.

Theo: Granted, now every girl in the world is Paris Hilton.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #363 on: November 03, 2006, 07:52:32 AM »
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I wish I had a prayer rug.



Granted, you now have a toupee that is always shouting "OH MY GOD!!!!"

-Munch "I wish I had some coffee" Wolf
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #364 on: November 03, 2006, 08:43:26 AM »
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-Munch "I wish I had some coffee" Wolf


Granted.  But the mule Juan Valdez brought along breaks your covenants and you're evicted.

I wish I could selectively know what people are thinking.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #365 on: November 03, 2006, 09:18:29 AM »
Granted, however you don't like what they are thinking ever.

I wish I knew everything about women.
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G_I_John

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #366 on: November 03, 2006, 12:08:58 PM »
Granted, you're now a woman... an ugly woman with tiny boobs before you jump for joy

I wish for £1000
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BillN

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #367 on: November 03, 2006, 02:59:49 PM »
(Oh come on.  Too easy)

Granted.  You are one fat bastard!

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #368 on: November 03, 2006, 04:12:42 PM »
Granted. You're fired! (Talk about easy. )

I wish all of the networks and pay channels would get off their collective asses and start broadcasting all of their programming in High-Definition.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #369 on: November 03, 2006, 06:19:28 PM »
Granted, however after many lawsuits that HDTV is too real.  TV is no longer broadcasted at all.

I wish that people didn't think that C-Cup Breasts were huge!
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #370 on: November 03, 2006, 06:25:52 PM »
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Granted, however after many lawsuits that HDTV is too real.  TV is no longer broadcasted at all.

Actually, more and more TV channels are being broadcast in HDTV. The problem is, not enough people are buying the television sets in order to watch them...and drek shown on HDTV is still drek, right?

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I wish that people didn't think that C-Cup Breasts were huge!

Granted. Now, people don't think, at all. Which leads to chaos, as most of those non-thinking people are in government. Sigh.

I wish I may, I wish I might...have a Whopper at Burger King...with no trans fats.
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Shara

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #371 on: November 03, 2006, 06:29:34 PM »
granted. you got a whopper at burger king, sadly her boyfriend notices you and pounds your face.

I wish I had money equal to the buyers value of 1 million euro's (at this moment) on a foolproof bank account only accessible by me
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #372 on: November 03, 2006, 06:33:30 PM »
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granted. you got a whopper at burger king, sadly her boyfriend notices you and pounds your face.

If by "whopper" you mean that I suffered from spontaneous, massive and permanent PE, and as a result some hottie started making out with me, I will gladly take the pounding by her jealous boyfriend. Because I'm packing, and he ain't. HA!

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I wish I had money equal to the buyers value of 1 million euro's (at this moment) on a foolproof bank account only accessible by me

Granted. I hope you enjoy your turn as banker in your game of Monopoly.

I wish for something very very good to happen to shara1 since she was kind enough to wish PE upon me.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #373 on: November 03, 2006, 06:37:57 PM »
granted, I get a PAL ps3 with pal games, a million euro's and the power to alter my boobsize.

I wish for a nintendo wii (pal/european version)  
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #374 on: November 03, 2006, 06:53:29 PM »
Granted. Now all you need is another controller, and you should be in like Flynn.

I wish.
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