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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #720 on: December 17, 2006, 09:09:33 AM »
Granted,  a website bearing her name appears magically.  You also have herpes.  And a pegleg.

I wish I had a cinnamon roll.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #721 on: December 17, 2006, 09:20:14 AM »
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I wish I had a cinnamon roll.


Granted.  But that's all you have.  No car, no clothes, no money, no home, no job, no family, no friends, no nothing... except for the tastiest god-damn cinnamon roll you've ever sunk your teeth into!

I wish to never have a company Christmas party as boring and lame as the one I 'enjoyed' Friday night.
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BillN

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #722 on: December 17, 2006, 03:09:20 PM »
Granted.  I'll think of you next year while I'm at my office Christmas party and you're working at Hebrew National.

I wish I didn't have to go to my wife's office Christmas party tonight.
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PregNut

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #723 on: December 17, 2006, 05:01:05 PM »
Granted. Your divorce was finalized this morning.

I wish I were invited to a Christmas party.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #724 on: December 17, 2006, 05:07:28 PM »
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I wish I were invited to a Christmas party.


Granted.  Richard Simmons is sending over a limo in an hour.  The driver is bringing a mistletoe belt buckle Richard would like you to wear.

I wish I had Bruce Almighty's powers and could blow women's skirts up at will.  That and make their blouses spring open.
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Sauerkraut

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #725 on: December 17, 2006, 08:44:42 PM »
Granted, unfortunately for you, God comes down from heaven in the form of Gordon Freeman and smites thee for trying to use his powers against his wishes.

I wish they'd start showing Whose Line is it Anyways on tv here again.
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #726 on: December 17, 2006, 09:08:36 PM »
Granted. That's the only show your TV gets FOREVER and the jokes are all bad.
I wish the mastasia girls were real and all they want to do is make mad passionate love to me.
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PregNut

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #727 on: December 18, 2006, 03:31:23 PM »
Granted. First up, a Munchelsea look-alike.

I wish my sister's dog (who I am dog-sitting) would stop staring at me while I eat.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #728 on: December 18, 2006, 03:35:48 PM »
Granted, now it is humping your leg while you are eating instead ... oh and its eyes are closed.

I wish for 5 dollars.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #729 on: December 18, 2006, 03:38:43 PM »
Granted. Bend over.

I wish the forum would speed the hell up.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #730 on: December 18, 2006, 04:38:51 PM »
I got my wii, no more wishes
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #731 on: December 18, 2006, 04:46:07 PM »
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I wish the forum would speed the hell up.


Granted.  The forum is fast as blazes now... but with it comes increased interest and you're having a hard time keeping up with the additional 487 posts per second.

I wish I had not told my wife two weeks ago that I intend to climb Mt.Hood next summer.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #732 on: December 19, 2006, 05:35:00 AM »
Granted.  Time to reflect on dancing before a proverbial loaded gun for a while.

I wish of my many possibilities, I will decide on what to do starting next year.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #733 on: December 19, 2006, 06:34:55 AM »
Granted, you sit around and do nothing all year long.

I wish that I could get done with all my finals.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #734 on: December 19, 2006, 07:15:15 AM »
You win with all our ivory tower elitists, but...

I wish tenure never existed.
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