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My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« on: October 18, 2006, 10:41:08 PM »
and it hurts ....

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 10:42:43 PM »
plus it leads into a "well that's the closest pussy your dicks been near for a while" type of response ...

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 02:58:42 PM »
...but your crotch wasn't doing anything else at the moment, was it? That's an invitation to a cat.
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 06:26:52 PM »
yeah .. I'm glad it wasn't during "me time"

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 07:53:36 PM »
Hmmm. I've got one cat that isn't a kitten any more, but is about 2 years old. He loves to watch me pee.

I think that's more than anyone wants to know, including me.
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 08:43:23 PM »
LOL! The title I saw on the forum only said "My kitten just jumped..". I thought someone was reporting a pet death story to us.  

But if we're comparing our "very personal" experiances with the family feline, I have my own to offer.

Background first: Pregnant cat's instinctively look for a place they feel safe and have privacy to give birth. That's why you typically find them in enclosed places like boxes or out of the way corners that don't see much traffic. When I was still a "censored" person, our family's cat was about to give birth and we all were wondering when and where Lori was going to hide.

I was startled one morning (about 3am, I think) to hear, ..something going on practically next to my left ear. I turned and saw Lori giving birth to the second or third kitten (out of four) on my bed along side my head.    As anyone who knows anything about birth, it's a very messy (i.e. bloody) event. But the immediate shock and dismay I felt at seeing this happening on my bedsheets fresh from waking up, quickly turned to a feeling of being honored that Lori had chosen to do this here because she felt so safe by me.  

To all the cat haters out there who claim that cats are too "aloof", I propose that they're just more selective about who they show affection to.  
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 09:15:05 PM »
Are you sure she wasn't taking a shit and those weren't just big turds ?

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 06:04:37 AM »
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and it hurts ....

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 01:25:05 PM »


You think a kitten in the lap is painful?  How about a 13 year old cat
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 05:36:41 PM »
Maybe I should specify ... my kitten is 5 years old ...

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 08:24:28 PM »
mine's a little younger...
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 03:04:57 AM »
When he was a kitten, Bunji thought my morning wood was a cat toy, and he hadn't learned to retract his claws yet

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 06:36:37 AM »
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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2006, 07:16:50 AM »
That is funny that you mentioned that.  I just got a kitten last week and the same thing just happened to me.  Darn thing won't leave me alone.

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Re: My kitten just jumped into my crotch
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2006, 11:01:02 PM »
Just had to share this Devil's Panties strip



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