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ElmerFudd

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2007, 03:41:19 PM »
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Has Bonds gotten any death threats? Aaron did...

And a tip of the cap to Alex Rodriguez, who hit his 500th home run today. Let's see how long it takes him to break Bonds' record (oh, and by the way Alex, can you at least pretend to look like you're enjoying yourself?).




Alex is wound tighter than a golf ball, and therefore the only thing that will stop him is, well, himself.  He DOESN'T HAVE fun.

But at least he tries hard (probably TOO hard), and is chemically unaided.

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PregNut

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2007, 07:56:17 PM »
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the tigers are suddenly doing horrible

i've never been as excited for a sports team in detroit winning their series as i am for the tigers.  tigers > redwings+pistons.


You forgot the Lions.
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mofoapoo

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2007, 12:08:28 AM »
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the tigers are suddenly doing horrible

i've never been as excited for a sports team in detroit winning their series as i am for the tigers.  tigers > redwings+pistons.


You forgot the Lions.




i forgot they existed.
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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2007, 12:15:23 AM »
Barry Bonds just hit his 756th home run. On my birthday, no less.
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solvegas

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #64 on: August 08, 2007, 06:48:48 AM »
You have my condolescens for that juiced-up cheater to " break " Hank Aaron's honest record on your birthday. A travesty has been done.

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beachboy

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #65 on: August 08, 2007, 10:02:34 PM »
Well, at least the fans in San Fran are happy.
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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2007, 06:57:39 PM »
I'd just like to point out a few things I read these past few days.

For Aaron, when #715 went over the fence, he was running past first base.

For Bonds, when #756 went over the fence, he had yet to leave the batter's box.

Baseball's career home run record is now held by someone accused of using performance enhancing drugs. The career hits record is held by someone banned from baseball for gambling (Pete Rose). The career batting average record is held by someone widely known as a dirty player (Ty Cobb).

The NHL's career scoring record is held by Wayne Gretzky. The NBA's career scoring record belongs to Kareem-Abdul Jabaar. The most important career records in the NFL are held by Emmett Smith (rushing yards), Dan Marino (passing yards), and Jerry Rice (receiving yards). Nice guys, each and every one of them. Not even the tiniest hint of scandal or foul play.
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TheZookie007

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2007, 04:01:21 PM »
Last weekend was something for the record books indeed.

Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez becomes the third Yankee and the youngest player ever (32 years, 8 days) to hit 500 career home runs.

A few hours later, Barry "Asterisk" Bonds equals the career home run record of the great Henry "Hammerin' Hank" Aaron of 755 HRs.

And the next day, Tom "?" Glavine of the New York Mets gets his 300th career winning game.

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2007, 04:09:22 PM »
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Has Bonds gotten any death threats? Aaron did...





Maybe only from his opposing pitchers Funny thing about the pitcher who threw the ball that Bonds homered for the new HR record -- his dad threw against Hank Aaron too

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And a tip of the cap to Alex Rodriguez, who hit his 500th home run today. Let's see how long it takes him to break Bonds' record (oh, and by the way Alex, can you at least pretend to look like you're enjoying yourself?).




Alex is wound tighter than a golf ball, and therefore the only thing that will stop him is, well, himself.  He DOESN'T HAVE fun.

But at least he tries hard (probably TOO hard), and is chemically unaided.


A-Rod has reason to be unhappy. Yankees fans give him a very rough time because of his massive contract, when he plays well, they underrate him, when he enters a slump, they're like "We're spending a lot of money on you, you'd better step up or else!" Dude can't win!
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ElmerFudd

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2007, 04:17:21 PM »
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Has Bonds gotten any death threats? Aaron did...





Maybe only from his opposing pitchers Funny thing about the pitcher who threw the ball that Bonds homered for the new HR record -- his dad threw against Hank Aaron too

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And a tip of the cap to Alex Rodriguez, who hit his 500th home run today. Let's see how long it takes him to break Bonds' record (oh, and by the way Alex, can you at least pretend to look like you're enjoying yourself?).




Alex is wound tighter than a golf ball, and therefore the only thing that will stop him is, well, himself.  He DOESN'T HAVE fun.

But at least he tries hard (probably TOO hard), and is chemically unaided.


A-Rod has reason to be unhappy. Yankees fans give him a very rough time because of his massive contract, when he plays well, they underrate him, when he enters a slump, they're like "We're spending a lot of money on you, you'd better step up or else!" Dude can't win!




He was like this BEFORE he came to the Yankees.  The people that succeed in NY have enormous self-confidence.

Reminds me of the scene in "Rudy" where the grounds maintenance supervisor reminds Rudy, who seems to have forgotten, that nobody can take his accomplishments away, other than when he does it to himself.

Alex just needs to go out and play, work hard, and smile every once and awhile.  Given a chance, New Yorkers will show their appreciation for his hustle.

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TheZookie007

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2007, 07:19:13 PM »
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He was like this BEFORE he came to the Yankees.


Now THAT I did not know. I never really followed his career until he became the 100 Million Dollar Man, you know?
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The people that succeed in NY have enormous self-confidence.


True dat.

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Alex just needs to go out and play, work hard, and smile every once and awhile.  Given a chance, New Yorkers will show their appreciation for his hustle.


I know I do.
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AZWolf

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2007, 05:47:34 AM »
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He was like this BEFORE he came to the Yankees.


Now THAT I did not know. I never really followed his career until he became the 100 Million Dollar Man, you know?




Because back then he said he signed because of the potential he saw, not the money.  After a few years of losing, he seemed to no longer see the potential, but wanted the money.  Thing is, there was never any potential, he just wanted the $.  Later, he wanted the $ and the titles.


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Alex just needs to go out and play, work hard, and smile every once and awhile.  Given a chance, New Yorkers will show their appreciation for his hustle.


I know I do.




If they're winning.  Otherwise, they're the only fans that will turn on an icon faster than Philly fans.
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AZWolf

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #72 on: August 18, 2007, 03:27:02 AM »
Phils keep winning....3 out, Braves fall to 4.5 out.  Ryan Howard is still cold, too.  Can't wait till he wakes up again.  
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AZWolf

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2007, 06:21:37 AM »
Well, Cole Hamels won, but then they rolled over for the team with the worst record....Sick of how often they do this.  Guess it comes with being a Phillies fan, and certainly better than being some wussy fair-weather Skankees fan, but still...damn....win a game or two when you have it in hand and you'll change your season.  
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beachboy

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Re: Baseball 2007-2014
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2007, 10:07:57 PM »
Sounds an awful lot like being a Toronto fan, too.  If not for John Gibbons' inadequate ability to manage the Jays might actually be in a playoff hunt instead of being the usual also-ran.
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