Beshine jokes, told only with great affection:
1. Beshine once won a 40-yard dash. She took a few steps and crossed the finish line.
2. I bumped into Beshine once. She was on the other side of the street.
3. "Is Beshine coming?'
"Her bosom is poking through the doorway just now."
"Good, that means it will be another five minutes till she gets here."