Jessica Simpson MERGED

Freddy · « **Reply #45 on:** September 17, 2003, 12:12:51 AM »

Well, if you saw these torpedoes, you would man them too! HA, HA, HA, HA!

McKormick · « **Reply #46 on:** September 17, 2003, 12:41:43 AM »

Looks arent everything man.

Is it really that bad?

Sadistyk · « **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2003, 01:10:25 AM »

I remember her doing a show on MTV a few years ago at Spring Break or something like that where she goes on a date with a guy(contest winner I think). Seemed a bit flighty then too.

Freddy · « **Reply #48 on:** September 17, 2003, 01:19:52 AM »

Well, she fits the bill of most **28** nowdays. Yeah, her looks will only take her so far, and I saw her interview with Daly, which made her come across as the next Farrah Fawcett meltdown in the making. Unlike two recent musicians who crossed to the other side recently (e.g. Zevon and Cash), she won't be known for making people care about music and the words that make people take notice and think. Rest in peace, gentlemen.

McKormick · « **Reply #49 on:** September 17, 2003, 02:18:48 AM »

Yes, but her hubby probably enjoyed making her latest vid. Wait, he probably remakes it every night. Silly me.

I actually almost see her as an older Britney (What is she, like, 24?) with bigger breasts and alittle more talent.

Ill watch that Newlyweds show yet, but Im sure, this being MTV and our current generation, itll find its way to DVD (Heck, Ana Nicole did).

Freddy... I thought we could trust you for pics here...

McKormick · « **Reply #50 on:** September 17, 2003, 02:20:01 AM »

#2 here. Not very revealing I know, but is it me or is Carmen Electra, well, not quite looking right in this pic?

McKormick · « **Reply #51 on:** September 17, 2003, 02:21:29 AM »

#3 and final. Back to you Freddy.

HeavyMetal1980 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 17, 2003, 03:05:16 AM »

She looks hot.

I could care less about her singing though.

Most everyone I talk to agrees.

Maybe she should just be a swin suit model and be done with it.

Just my opinion.

thcbl · « **Reply #53 on:** September 17, 2003, 02:12:17 PM »

I remember her two episode stint on That 70's Show. Judging from what you have all said about the MTV show, she didn't have to act too hard being the ditzy blonde hanging off of Kelso.

Anyways ... not a booby shot, but an interesting one of Jessica anyways.

Chestnuts · « **Reply #54 on:** September 17, 2003, 05:19:17 PM »

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well, i remember seeing her on one of the late night shows (probably Carson Dailey's) and they showed a clip when she said something stupid... i forgot, something about chicken... and her husband, Nick right? looked at her like how anyone would look at someone for saying something really stupid... and he really looked piss off and was about to say something but didn't because the cameras were there!

poor guy... got suckered in by her body, but now he's stuck with her...

I caught her on that show, made a couple screencaps and a vidclip; will post a vidclip if anyone's interested.

Freddy · « **Reply #56 on:** September 17, 2003, 06:18:46 PM »

No. 2 here

Freddy · « **Reply #57 on:** September 17, 2003, 06:20:10 PM »

And No. 3. Enjoy, kiddies!

The Warlock · « **Reply #58 on:** September 17, 2003, 11:07:40 PM »

She was apparently confused about a can of 'Chicken of the Sea' tuna. "Is this chicken or tuna?" "Tuna." "Why do they call it chicken if it's tuna?"

It could just be a sheltered, priveliged upbringing, but damn, she seems dumb.

The Warlock

McKormick · « **Reply #59 on:** September 17, 2003, 11:39:46 PM »

Think you called my bluff Freddy? I think not. #1.

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