Jessica Simpson MERGED

McKormick · « **Reply #90 on:** September 19, 2003, 11:42:51 PM »

You know D_U_S_K, everyone has their own reality show. Anna Nicole, The Osbornes (Is that still on, Im wondering since we got the Joan Osborne show now)... okay, maybe not The Osbornes, but Ana Nicole proves anyone can have one. I dont know who I cant stand more. Her or Bobby Trendy.

Sadistyk · « **Reply #91 on:** September 20, 2003, 01:43:57 AM »

Hey, I want my own reality show. It'll take place in a land of make-believe(kinda like Survivor meets...well, any other shitty show on like that).

McKormick · « **Reply #92 on:** September 20, 2003, 01:49:09 AM »

Hey Freddy, werent you in negotiation with NBC for your own show? Im talking with Fox Family, but who watches that anyway? Mines is about everyday life with rampaging pigs. Step outside of the house, get hit by a pig. Stupid? Yes. But so is Survivor. So is Big Brother (Real World, but you cant leave the house!), and they make millions.

ElmerFudd · « **Reply #93 on:** September 20, 2003, 01:12:25 PM »

Quote:

Cant stand the brat, cant stand how they got a reality show. I just hope when the meteor falls on either one of them through my praying, the camera will catch it.

Now there's an episode I wouldn't miss!

Who's watching this crap? Would they admit it in public?

CharlieNSF · « **Reply #94 on:** September 20, 2003, 03:45:08 PM »

Sorry about the quality of this picture but check it out. She looks unbelievably huge here.

McKormick · « **Reply #95 on:** September 20, 2003, 08:12:13 PM »

GOOD... looks bustier isnt the right choice of words. Massive maybe.

Whos that in your avatar BTW?

Freddy · « **Reply #96 on:** September 20, 2003, 09:15:08 PM »

Me in negotiations with stations like NBC? I'd rather negotiate with OJ in hell than talk to studio execs. They make Satan look like Barney! HA, HA, HA, HA!

McKormick · « **Reply #97 on:** September 20, 2003, 09:19:16 PM »

Barney is Satan. Didnt you know that? And Martha Stewart is the Antichrist. Cmon man, get with the times!

Freddy · « **Reply #98 on:** September 20, 2003, 09:28:26 PM »

Guess you didn't hear Kelly Clarkson is Barney's bitch. HA, HA, HA, HA!

McKormick · « **Reply #99 on:** September 20, 2003, 10:48:30 PM »

Ah, more like you Freddy. I was getting worried there. I mean cmon, if anyone knows Satans affairs, its you.

McKormick · « **Reply #101 on:** September 21, 2003, 12:21:31 AM »

Hey, dont tell me, tell Freddy. I stay as far away as I can. Tell the Olsen Twins Im onto them. I know theyre in on all this too. Theyre alittle TOO famous.

HeavyMetal1980 · « **Reply #102 on:** September 21, 2003, 01:54:48 AM »

I really wish you two would stop posting Jessica Simpson pics and post picks of A***** instead.

HUH!? No one likes Allysa? Allysa Alps?

Sorry, my bad...wrong thread.

Dammit, Anyone have some Non-Score related pics of Allysa?

She is still one of my all time favorites...besides LDM and a couple others.

HeatherDavis · « **Reply #103 on:** September 21, 2003, 03:23:38 PM »

No one has morphed her yet, cum on guys, lets get going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(.)(.)

Freddy · « **Reply #104 on:** September 21, 2003, 08:41:33 PM »

Heavy Metal, I am a fan of Linsey, as well. As for Alyssa Alps, I had the luxery of meeting her over a year ago. She doesn't give very good lapdances, but her left bare boob hit me in the head when she sat down on my lap for a photo op. She happily signed a photo I bought of her, and she looks great in it. And she hugged me twice, and it felt like being pushed into two giant airbags. Nice gal, but surprised no one wanted to meet her or get a photo taken with her. I wouldn't fault her if she decided not to come back, since she was essentially ignored.

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