How can you say that about authentic imitation ceramic plates with genuine 10 karat gold accents and an inspiring design that captures the historic nature of this inauguration, and is sure to become a treasured collector's item?
As for the coins, well... obviously you don't recognize quality when you see it.

These defecators really show how weird cultural differences can be. If you put that in a shop window in the US, you'd have angry complaints and accusations pouring in. Who knew it's actually a 'good' thing in Spain to have little figurines of people shitting (besides the Spaniards, obviously)?