Pulp, it's not that we couldn't see it, it's that we didn't
want to believe it!
The truth was too tough to swallow, even a legion of boob experts had to want to think it was a camera trick, or
something!!!
As you say, Linsey has been a Titan of Titsville for years now... my own collection is about 7GB, and that's without getting almost any of the LinseysWorld videos that exist. Now- that's all the past, it's all we have left. A historical record to remember one of the greatest- perhaps
the greatest- boob queen in history.
It's like Don McLean should be singing an ode to the "day the boobies died".
It's like having Lou Gehrig retire from the disease that would take his own life, or Mozart dying at the young age of 35. 12 years ago angst-ridden teens gathered in Seattle Center to wonder why a promising young singer who was changing the rock world took his own life. And now we have this... just a tragic shame for her to get a reduction. Like I said before, I don't know why she would do it, she'd lived with them for so long, seemed wonderfully happy with her god-given curves. They were... magical, and her shape with that wide but flat tummy,
solid hips, and general thiiiiickness (in that good way) along with to-die-for boobs... she had,
literally, a one-in-a-million body. Why cut it up irreparably? The sad thing is, there's no return from this- she can never get them back, they'll never be the same. A legend of the field has passed on, and it could have been prevented.
Why, Linsey- why?!?!
I do know that if her latest fiance/husband convinced her to do it... then if their marriage doesn't last, she'll be pissed that she did this. Ooh, he's gonna be on the shit list with a lot of boob fiends!!!!
How could you marry the Queen of England herself, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, and yet claim you "prefer" her reduced breasts?! What happened to loving your mate as they are- for good or for bad?! I'm not saying Linsey didn't deserve love, but with all the good men out there, how could she have found one who wanted a smaller breasted woman?!
God... this whole episode, it makes me sick. I hadn't gotten much new Linsey in the past few years- not when I have nearly 15GB of Nadine Jansen, and nearly as much Yulia, Jana, Ewa, etc, etc- but I guess it's because I'd taken her for granted. That perfect luscious British super hottie would always be there, just a few clicks away from her compelling "British breeding stock" looks and perfect thick body with immortal breasts.... and now it's gone, forever.
Man. This really sucks.