But seriously:
This whole "can't get silly string implants any more" thing reeeeaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyy SUCKS.
It is beyond annoying.
It stinks bigger than a whole herd of river tortoises.
It sucks more than a million high school [censored] at a Pepsi drinkathon.
It sucks so much I can hardly stand it.
Here is a woman who wants to go bigger, MUCH bigger, and because of her rather unique structure, she CAN go much bigger -- I mean, anyone who can go to 3,000 cc in one expansion is pretty much unique -- and she cannot get the one technology which is proven to make it possible for her to reach such an unprecedented size as 10,000 cc, and only because (well, mainly because) the Feds won't approve the use of sillystring in the US.
I wish I could think of an expletive that would fully encapsulate my outrage at this situation.
I repeat: this sucks.
I mean, if they can allow a known carcinogen-transport system to be sold in the public without much let or hindrance (cigarettes), how come they don't allow the use of sillystring?
How come Dr. Johnson doesn't go off to Mexico, where the FDA has no jurisdiction, and train a couple of plastic surgeons in the art of sillystring?
How come no hard-working Japanese surgeon has been allowed to understudy Dr. Johnson, and then set up his growing practice in Tokyo?
I reiterate: this SUCKS.
This blows harder than a Senator seeking re-election.
I am frustrated almost beyond belief.
This is more tantalizing than the hour before Christmas Day.
Keisha wants to challenge
Chelsea for the title, and she has the genetics to do it, and the FDA is standing in her way!
Once more, with feeling:
THIS SUCKS.