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MissChievous · « **Reply #690 on:** July 19, 2003, 11:28:52 PM »

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rtpoe · « **Reply #691 on:** July 19, 2003, 11:30:53 PM »

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Chronicler · « **Reply #692 on:** July 20, 2003, 05:38:41 AM »

I don't get it. Not to say it isn't worthy sarcasm, but from an uninformed perspective (mine) this topic doesn't come off as a joke until other people chime in and validate that.

Needless to say I haven't been around all that much, so this is just way over my head. Can somebody shed some light on this for me?

Alicia · « **Reply #693 on:** July 20, 2003, 07:50:16 AM »

You said a, um...mouthful, Keisha! "Lack of vocal inflections" has caused me no end of misunderstanding in the past! I applaud your fine response and I'm also delighted (for awhile here at least) that my cup size is bigger than yours.

By the way, I'm female too.

Hugs & Kisses,
Alicia
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AliciaPhotos

psowden · « **Reply #694 on:** July 20, 2003, 08:16:46 AM »

I know this thread is supposed to be a joke, atleast I hope it is. But lets face it, it's not a very funny one is it.

Raiden · « **Reply #695 on:** July 20, 2003, 12:39:13 PM »

Quote:

I know this thread is supposed to be a joke, atleast I hope it is. But lets face it, it's not a very funny one is it.

1) It was a joke.

2) We've established that alot of people didn't think it was funny.

damn this thread is still going.....Crap I'm not helping either!

SHIT!

MarkyMark · « **Reply #696 on:** July 20, 2003, 01:07:19 PM »

Keisha is Kaiser Sose!

Chronicler · « **Reply #698 on:** July 20, 2003, 02:00:55 PM »

I thought maybe something happened in another thread that I missed and was too lazy to search for. Oh well. Here's to another post in this thread.

Prophet_Tenebrae · « **Reply #701 on:** July 21, 2003, 02:54:09 PM »

Is she Spartacus?

St Stephan · « **Reply #702 on:** July 21, 2003, 02:56:02 PM »

OK, seriously now. This thread keeps getting bumped up, so I might as well make a statement as to what I meant to do with it. Of course, people are inevitably judged by their intentions even though these can never be known for certain. You cannot know, and I cannot prove, what my intentions are or were. All I can do is state them and you can decide whether my actions were consistent with them, and then whether you believe me or not. That's up to you.

My intentions, and the reactions I expected, were - what else? - trinitarian:

To get attention using shock tactics ("What the f....?");
To get a laugh ("Guffaw!" or at least "Chortle";)
To persuade Keisha to rethink her dress code ("You know, he's got a point.")

Keisha herself reacted exactly as I had expected, and so did many viewers, but some reacted otherwise - and still are, as you can see.

The first aim hit the target: shock all across the board. Of course, shock does not mean appreciation. The accusation of trollery was thus in one small part true: trolls crave attention by whatever means possible. But trolls bask in controversy and insults being flung at them: do you really think I like that? Well, I don't and I didn't want it or expect it. Again, believe what you like.

The second aim was much more controversial: some appreciated the joke, others are writing "It's not funny, it's just not funny." OK, we can't argue about what's funny and what isn't. But I do find that strange. I mean, take one of Keisha's pictures and label it "THIS IS A MAN": nothing funny about that? Tell you what, print it and put it up where others can see it and observe their reaction. But as I said, we can't argue. Perhaps you'll accept "absurd" rather than "funny."

The effect of the third aim is still moot. Keisha acknowledged and posted that bikini set which was much more like what I was asking for, then recidivated: back to baggy pants in set 9. But of course the decision is hers to make, I just made a suggestion. And yes, I could have made it in a much less controversial fashion, but I wanted to have some fun (oh smeg, here comes the Spanish Inquisition again).

Those who have been following Keisha-related discussions might have noticed that I was totally smitten by Keisha's sterling qualities - including femininity - both before and after this thread: see here and here, for example.

No, people cannot be expected to follow everything I say, but it does become relevant when discussing my intentions. And these, once again, you can either accept or not.

Tell you what: for those who persist in seeing me as the devil incarnate because of this thread, here is an ALTERNATIVE SCENARIO. I tell you in advance that it's NOT TRUE, but you may prefer it:

For days St Stephan sat mooning at his computer, totally infatuated with this huge-breasted goddess who had suddenly come into his world. Forsaking meat and drink, neglecting to trim hair or beard (well, he never did that anyway), totally devoid of **82**, he found himself ever more unable to disinguish between reality and the fantasy world.

Anon appeared a vision unto him, a being much like Keisha herself. Had his senses been more alert they would undoubtedly have been warned by the reek of brimstone, but in his emaciated condition he accepted it as real. "I have come to reveal a dire mystery to you, Stephan," quoth the being in a gravelly voice: "Behold the true nature of Keisha Evans!" And with that the being parted her, or rather its, robe, unveiling a penis of such girth and length that it was manifest that the monster could don its trousers both legs at the same time. And with that it rose up the chimney again, or something like that.

Aghast, Stephan turned to his computer and penned the message that started this nefarious thread. Hardly had he entered it than a second vision appeared, superficially much the same, yet far sweeter-smelling: "Beati pauperes spiritu, Stephan. How couldst thou deny me?" And once again the vision - definitely She this time - parted her robes, revealing an image of total femininity. And the scales fell from Stephan's eyes, and he repented him of his folly, and clothed him in sackcloth and ashes, and begged Keisha to castigate him for his blasphemy. And She donned a suit of black latex, and smiling malevolently, came unto him and....

Well, the rest is of no interest, I'm sure. Like that scenario better? If not, choose your own. I've had enough.

0 ( _{( o} ^{^{^{^!}}} < J
No, not enough of you, Keisha: more, more....

Raiden · « **Reply #703 on:** July 21, 2003, 03:02:09 PM »

Who dares speak the name of Kaiser Sose!

WHO IS KAISER SOSE!?!

gOOber · « **Reply #704 on:** July 21, 2003, 03:43:05 PM »

Demiror, quid huic evenerit mali?

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