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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2010, 02:57:45 PM »
For those who find the show incredibly irritating, one of my favorite songstresses took a nice shot at them.

Sara Bareilles - Ode to the Jersey Shore.
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2010, 07:12:27 PM »
Uhg, I saw some of this without my glasses on at the gym on Thursday night and three things ran through my mind "Nice Rack" when the camera was on this Snookie, Were did they find these guys...the reject line from Tool Acadamy, and the other was WTF :-\

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2010, 01:58:45 AM »
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NY Daily News: "Jersey Shore star Jenni (JWOWW) Farley appears in nude photos being shopped to media outlets"

After a season of **93** fights, late-night hook-ups and lots of tanning, what could be left to surprise "Jersey Shore" audiences? Nude pictures.

Photos of a bare-bottomed Jenni (JWOWW) Farley are reportedly being shopped to several media outlets, reports RadarOnline.com.

Supposedly, there are at least three nude photos of the raven-haired beauty, who is already notorious for her cleavage-baring tops and tough attitude.

The photos reportedly show Farley wearing a pair of boots, a skimpy wrap around her waist and nothing else. It is not clear when the photos were taken or what they were taken for. The lighting in the photos is said to be dark, with Farley posing in front of a brown background.



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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2010, 02:21:57 AM »
She looks good there!

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2010, 03:25:26 AM »
LOL

Anyway, here's Snooki and a friend at the Golden Globes. How well named.

I wonder how much longer they'll call them The Golden Globes. This year it was a perfect name.
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2010, 12:27:05 PM »
At the Grammy's

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2010, 12:58:29 PM »
Happen to catch this TMZ (don't judge me :-X) "news" item on TV about how Jersey Shore has inspired the production of two porn parodies, one of which will be called Jersey Whores. :-\

Now not to cast any aspersions here, but isn't this totalLEE redundant? ::) :o 
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #52 on: February 04, 2010, 08:01:10 AM »
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2010, 07:24:04 PM »
At the Grammy's

...where she interviewed the great French band Phoenix. Larry King, step aside.

Excerpt:

Snooki: Hi guys. I don’t know if you know me. Snooki? “Jersey Shore”? Do you watch it?
Laurent Brancowitz: No, we are French.
Snooki: Oh, that’s terrible.


http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/477789/snooki-meets-phoenix.jhtml#id=1630972

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2010, 07:24:54 PM »
True, her face isn't a 'classic beauty'.  But IMO, that is a good thing!  If she did have a classic beautiful face, she would be even more arrogant and bitchy.  She needs the somewhat Italian peasant woman's face to keep her humble.
She might actually be Chilean in origin: http://www.faranduleo.com/2009/12/16/nicole-snooki-polizzi-not-italian/

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2010, 12:21:47 AM »
Snooki was allowed on the red carpet of the 2010 Grammy Awards...

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2010, 12:46:46 AM »
I happened to flick by Rachel Ray on TV today and she had the 3 hoochies from Jersey Shore on for "Make-unders", haha. They basically had them dressed down to normal, respectable, human members of society. Two of them actually looked pretty good, but I'm not gonna lie, and I hate to break it to all the snooki lovers out there... but she's really not particularily good looking at all. I would give her cute on a good day.

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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2010, 02:41:20 AM »
And she's gotta be careful about all that smirking she does. The wind might shift and her face will be stuck like that.
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2010, 04:46:13 AM »
Well, it's official: Snooki's Chilean and Sicilian. Joy Behar got her to talk about it during the Jersey Shore cast's appearance on The View. So that explains the Oompa-Loompa look she has. A little.
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Re: Snooki on "Jersey Shore"
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2010, 06:35:47 PM »
Well, it's official: Snooki's Chilean and Sicilian. Joy Behar got her to talk about it during the Jersey Shore cast's appearance on The View. So that explains the Oompa-Loompa look she has. A little.

She didn't lie about her origins. She said that "she had some italian in her".

This is quite good:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-jersey-shore-porn-parody-a-critical-analysis