[gOOber]

I don't think so. I know that gOOber is wiser.

Thanks pedonbio, but I think you got it wrong. I`m more of a wiseguy and a smart aleck.

[gOOber]

....you know it`s too late.

[pedonbio]

....you know it`s too late.

I'm still trying to decide what I want to be if I grow up.

[DruulEmpire]

Ooh-ooh-ooh!  I want to be Robert Osborne!

When you've got to make sure your Grape Nuts are all milky-soggy so that you don't regurgitate them.

[titmouse]

When you stand up and it sounds like popcorn. and sometimes getting up and off the couch requires a small grunt.

[Zealot]

...you know people younger than you who are divorced or widowed.

[pedonbio]

...you remember when a lid of marijuana and a copy of a Bob Dylan album cost the same...and you bought the dope.

[gOOber]

....you remember monorail was transportation of the future.

[pedonbio]

....you remember monorail was transportation of the future.

It may still be...

[gOOber]

....this pic makes any sense to you.

[calcifer]

...your friends start having babies on purpose...

[luvdemwhoppers]

girls don't look twice

[ChelseaCharmsFan]

When the best Batman movie is 23 years old (Batman (1989)), and the second best is 20 years old (Batman Returns) and third best is 19 years old (Batman - Mask Of The Phantasm).

[pedonbio]

girls don't look twice

...or they point and laugh.

[gOOber]

....getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.