[SpaceLordMMfer]

Hey Boobn8r,  no more mystery, we're pretty sure we know who she is.  The other members on here figured it out.  Apparently, when it comes to the really big tits, they're phenomenal detectives .    I did get an email message from her last night though, kinda.  I think she must have butt sent it or boob sent it, cause it looks like it was sent to a  dozen other people as well and it was all convoluted saying something about someone panicked and hospital lost.  No surprise here...  Plus, she has some sort of literacy speech to text app on her tablet that handles reading and writing for her and I'm sure if you talk into it **92** or hysterically it will send  out a garbled message.

 Anyway, I didn't proposition her, she gave me her email address early on when we met.  Besides, I've been engaged to a really great gal for the last three months who got an 800cc augmentation last year and though 800CCs looks big on her, it's nothing compared to what Ample Ann has.  In fact, if you laid one of my fiance's 800cc implants on one Ample Ann's more than ample boobs it wouldn't even cover one of her areolas...  Physically, I'm into petite woman anyway, and Ample Ann could almost look me eye to eye and I'm 6'1", so I put her between 5'10" and 6 foot.  And if she were to wear the heels she claims to have and love, she would tower over me.  Too demasculinzing for me.  But, to each their own.   So no, I didn't proposition her but thanks for insinuating that.  

[TheZookie007]

Hey, I have no problem with tall women wearing heels near me. It doesn't matter how much taller they are in heels anyways, since they gotta take them off to go to bed with me, right?

All of which to say, if you could see your way clear to putting in a good word for me, and slipping me her email address...just for scientific purposes, you understand...

kthxbai

[SpaceLordMMfer]

Hey Zook,  there's tall women and then there's door frame busting women, (which may actually help to explain a lot about her) So just know that If you were to go out with this woman and  she's in her six inch stilettos you risk being killed, maimed or at the very least blinded in both eyes by one or both of her ginormous juggs since you'll be at eye level with her monster mams.  And if your shorter than that and the top of your head is below her vastly enormous bust line then you are a dead man for sure.  Cause she did not strike me as the most gracefull of God's creatures (no one would be with titanic tits like that) and if she can't see you because your tooling around down there below her mammoth mountain range then she will most likely, but accidentally, squish you like a bug. I saw a bunch of rude tenacious Japanese tourists almost bite it around her trying to get a photo of her terrifying gravity defying mega orbs, because she couldn't see those little buggers dancing around underneath her, they almost tripped her up several times.  We had to run them off constantly.  I kid you not, it was like one of those awful Godzilla movies..   But it wont be you I'll feel sorry for if you get yourself hurt or killed trying to hang with her (because you bought your ticket) it's her I'll cry for because she would be crushed if she hurt anyone.

I'll check with Palomine on the email address thing, cause I get the feeling its not good form to give out someone's email publicly or privately without their permission.  You know what tho, everyone is saying she is a member on her, so just PM her. If she is the same girl, she is really nice.

PS,  I have them keep their heels on when they go to bed with me.    

Mod edit: what users do with information given to them is up to them, though one would presume if she gave you her email, she probably intended it for you, and not third parties. And as you say, we seem to all be agreed now that she's Ample Ann, a user here, so anyone can try to get in touch with her via PM and she's presumably reply if she's so inclined. -Pal

The voice of reason right there, thanks Pal.

[boobn8r]

Hey Boobn8r,  no more mystery, we're pretty sure we know who she is.  The other members on here figured it out.  Apparently, when it comes to the really big tits, they're phenomenal detectives .    I did get an email message from her last night though, kinda.  I think she must have butt sent it or boob sent it, cause it looks like it was sent to a  dozen other people as well and it was all convoluted saying something about someone panicked and hospital lost.  No surprise here...  Plus, she has some sort of literacy speech to text app on her tablet that handles reading and writing for her and I'm sure if you talk into it **92** or hysterically it will send  out a garbled message.

 Anyway, I didn't proposition her, she gave me her email address early on when we met.  Besides, I've been engaged to a really great gal for the last three months who got an 800cc augmentation last year and though 800CCs looks big on her, it's nothing compared to what Ample Ann has.  In fact, if you laid one of my fiance's 800cc implants on one Ample Ann's more than ample boobs it wouldn't even cover one of her areolas...  Physically, I'm into petite woman anyway, and Ample Ann could almost look me eye to eye and I'm 6'1", so I put her between 5'10" and 6 foot.  And if she were to wear the heels she claims to have and love, she would tower over me.  Too demasculinzing for me.  But, to each their own.   So no, I didn't proposition her but thanks for insinuating that.  

SpaceLordMMfer, glad you guys got it all sorted out as it turned out that these BEA wizards were right after all, huh. As for my comment, I hope you did not take that personally or anything like that. I realize that 'proposition' is kind of a heavy word and did not mean it in that sense so I probably should have used another more common word, like maybe just 'contact'.

So it turns out that she is really a tall amazonian beauty with huge implants aye? I did a little research here and actually found a thread with her personal comments confirming this. The whole time you had me going thinking that she was some sort of rare natural wonder. Sorry, I guess I don't spend enough time around here and had never heard of 'Ample Ann' but glad you guys got it all figured out.

[SpaceLordMMfer]

No worries, and no hard feelings here.   No doubt, she is a wonder, thats for sure.  If anything she is quite the specimen.   The good side of this whole Ample Ann thing (like you said) is a reason to spend more time here  

[TheZookie007]

This is the problem with textual communication: it's hard to tell sometimes when one is being facetious, as I was just then. (Maybe the "kthxbai" sign-off would've given it away? Maybe not.) I'd never ask anyone to violate a Rule of the BEA Forum, nor would I ask them to break a confidence.

We good?

[_jack_jacky]

Woah...That is definitely Ann there is a similar picture out there with her wearing the  same exact necklace. Do you plan on sharing anymore pictures? That is if you have more

[SpaceLordMMfer]

@ Zook:  Good here.    Yep, that was the motherload of all humongous boob sightings for me and probably for life.  All other sightings seem like nothing now.  Like not just witnessing Halley's Comet(or comets in this case) but getting to spend some time with it.  So, please excuse my enthusiasm in conveying that incredible experience.  I'm sure the first man or woman back from Mars will have, at least, a few things to say, and if he or she doesn't then somebody oughta slap the star dust out of 'em  

@ Jack: It sounds like there are pictures of her everywhere!  That really takes the specialness out of it for me.  I do have a couple more pics, but they are a little more intimate and they show her face.  If she were not a member here I would share those, and almost did.  But if she writes me back and says okay, I'll post them all.  I also have a fiance to contend with, so I'm a little nervous holding on to any of this stuff.  I guess what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.  A good reason just to live there, I suppose...   .     Here's a novel idea, why don't you guys share some of your pics of her, since everybody already seems to know her...  Well that special fantasy is ruined.   

[_jack_jacky]

They are actually not many pictures of her. Only of the ones she gives which are very rare.

[SpaceLordMMfer]

I remember her saying she had no aspirations of being a model and that she had her tits done for herself.  So, I guess that does make anything she shares pretty rare and valuable, so to speak.  I know she's proud of them tho she expressed some remorse on their out of control and overwhelming incredible size, but usually if someone is proud of something they're then happy to share.  There must be a reason for her provocative nature, cause her life does seem mysterious.

[_jack_jacky]

Well whenever she does post them she is open to any questions and willing to share her experience.

[Palomine]

Well whenever she does post them she is open to any questions and willing to share her experience.

Though she hasn't been posting since last August, she's posted in two different threads on multiple occassions here http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9986815.0.html and http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php/topic,9990747.35.html

[SpaceLordMMfer]

That's the first time I've seen her posts.  Thanks for the links.  DAUUM!!!  I'm blinded every time I see that girl's astro nipples/MEGA TITS!   I can't believe she filled those implants herself, no wonder she got into trouble, it's like leaving a kid in charge of the candy store.  You really need a doctor's supervision for that kind of thing.  Her entire body is like she's had both hands in the hormon jar, her curves were bursting at the seams.  Thats why I thought for sure she was the girl in Johnny_Swell's sketch...  She had to have someone else helping her write those posts though, cause even her illiteracy app on her tablet couldn't have given her that kind of eloquence.   I've hung out with her and she is just not that focused in real life.  Don't get me wrong, she is a blast to talk with and hang out with and she is the epitome of innocense and happiness, but focus is not her strong suit. It's just so counterintuitive.   I swear , she reminds me of that dog character in the animated Disney movie, UP.  No, you know who she's like: ANNA NICOLE SMITH!  Just a really sweet version.  I guess if I had to pick one word best to describe her with,  it would have to be: ENIGMA... But boy what an enigma she is!   Okay, I've got to get her out of my head again.  

[_jack_jacky]

Yep she is another wonder of the world. So does this mean in time will you be sharing the rest of those rare pictures?

[SpaceLordMMfer]

If she's good with it then absolutely!   I could try and crop her face out, that might be okay then, I'll have to crop mine out too, cause I definitely don't need a pic of me with another woman, especially that one, out there.