[Raiden]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(disappears into the shadows mumbling "Nightmares....too many Nightmares....")

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[Tux]

Well it's a shade less disturbing than that one girl in that Aphex Twin video. ^_-

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

If you squint, both the chin-dimples are located precisely where her nipples should be. Now take it down.
OTOH, if they were making another "Hellraiser" movie and wanted a Cenobite version of Petra, your picture would come pretty close.
"Have you no decency, sir, at long last?"  "Oh, the humanity!"  

[Scotty]

Stay off the booze gOOber  

[gOOber]

*hick* It just occured to me *hick* that without nipples,*hick* breasts would be pointless.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Nice areolas on Petra!

She appears to have inverted nipples, LOL!

[Craig_Mercer]

Disclaimer: I'm writing about a clip over 10 years old, I'm 95% sure it was Petra. If you have evidence toward the other 5% feel free to reply here.

It's another clip I wanted to put in the Rackumentary but couldn't locate. It was a late night tabloid or multimedia TV show like Inside Edition or Night Flight or even a long dead flash in the pan newsmagazine. The topic was breast implants and contained mostly statistical information about the growing popularity of the procedure (this was 90-92?)

That was the news part. The tabloid part was for visuals we got Playboy DD-cup Playmate Petra, fresh from her Playboy debut at the time putting her spandex straining rack through a rigorous workout at an LA Gold's Gym. There she is doing squat thrusts, pontoons heaving toward the camera. Next, a few minutes on a stationary bike, wonderful posture, back arched tits undulating right to left to right to left. A few jumping jacks kaboing, kaboing, kaboing. I burned a few calories just rewinding this clip.

One other subtle touch, all this to the accompaniment of  Rusty Warrens' classic undergound boob single "Knockers Up" (the original adult comedy anthem).

Anyway, the segment ended with the usual caveats about having big boobs, i.e back pain, hard to find clothes, etc.followed by an unexpected and somewhat incredible Petra anecdote extolling the virtues of being a bra buster.

Apparently, one day Petra was doing a little underbody work on her classic VW Beetle. Horror of horrors, the jack collapses leaving Petra pinned beneath a few hundred pounds of German engineering with nothing in between but her magnificent airbags. Good thing that, during recovery her doctors informed her were she any less well endowed she would've sustained near fatal chest injuries. The final shot, the amazing Petra standing in a doorway in a sports bra with the glowing tit endorsement "...And they Even Saved My Life!"

Damn, I really gotta find that tape!    

[Byz]

Craig, that's the best avatar ever! Perfect!

[gOOber]

There`s a joke here somewhere but I`m going to leave it alone.

[DTM]

At one of my last meetings with her. We talked about this story. It is true. You see she drove an old VW bus. A real hippy style bus. Painted with daisys too. LOL It was an old clunker. And in pure old car style,the starter had a bad connection. She had to slide under the bus with a screwdriver to jump the battery post. The story goes she was leaving the mansion. It was just after her first shoot with them. She was excited and not thinking clear. That time she had it in gear and it cranked over. Which made it roll over her breast. It sounds funny now. But she was lucky not to been hurt seriously.

PS any of you ever drove an old VW you know this problem the starter is not east to get at

[SteveZ]

I'm surprised she can even fit under a car with those things.  I mean, she's no Chelsea Charms, but man, i looooooove Petra.

Steve Z

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

I don't think Chelsea could fit under a Jeep.  

[HugeFan69]

Hmm... I think I may have the video clip you're talking about on a VHS tape somewhere. She's wearing a yellow workout bodysuit, right? I'll have to see if I can find it.

[Grimlock]

Ooooh that comment hit the spot, my face hurt from smiling when thinking about Chelsea under a Jeep.  

[Jay_Dawg]

I dunno how hard this would be... but if anyone had a clip of this somehow, they'd be my friend for life.