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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2002, 10:44:00 AM »
About human society:

Our society would be different if we were descendend from Bonobo Chimps rather than some unknown variety of ape.  Our society would have a tendancy to be more matriarchal.  We'd have fewer territory struggles and wars and much more sex.  Homo and bi sexuality would never be thought of as taboo and would hardly be anything to raise an eyebrow about.  Stand in awe at the social achievements of the Bonobo Chimp.

Now back to the original topic of this thread.  First I shall state the advantages, then the disadvantages of being male.

Male Advantages:

 1. When there's no restroom about you can go to a secluded spot and go standing up.

 2. Being able to go around without a shirt and not have people gawk (though I still don't feel comfortable without a shirt and I'm male).

 3. Not having a monthly hormonal cycle and all that caused by it (actually doctors have found out that if women slow down the amount of cycles they have to only a few a year, with hormone supplements, it's actually better).

 4. Never being able to accidentally become pregnant (though pregnancy is quite an amazing thing from a purely scientific standpoint).

 5. Having a wider range of body weight/build considered as relatively attractive.

 6. Fewer choices for clothing and thus less time for deciding what to wear (If there were more choices, I'd be stuck there longer than most women—I'm a bit indecisive).

 7. Having short hair and not being called an oddity (though women look good with short hair if they have the right facial features and hair cut).

 7. Fashionable haircuts that look like you just rolled out of bed (though I still think the fact that a stylist will charage you $60 for that is crazy).  Sort of like the recording artist Beck.  I still like my prim, combed, and center parted haircut better.

 8. Not having as many fashion trends thrown at us to make us insecure and feel like less of a person.


Male Disadvantages:

 1. Prostate exams when you're older (I do not look forward to this).

 2. Being beat up from kindergarten through 12th grade due to diminitive stature (Yep I'm relatively short and small).

 3. Being short and thus not considered attractive (even short girls like fairly tall guys).

 4. Having a relatively high sex drive (It really gets annoying when your mind keeps getting those thoughts).

 5. Having bad products marketed to that relatively high sex drive (Bad comedies, bad games, etc).

 6. Having a sexual organ that can be severed (One of the sexes had to be assigned it).

 7. Having an area that can be hit to cause increadible amounts of pain (thankfully I have not yet experienced such pain).

 8. Having to "be a man" when you are timid and emotional.

 9. Traditionally having to be the one to initiate relationships (...and thus have the car and thus have to pay for the outing or else being looked down upon, etc).

 10. Having only one orgasm.

 11. Spending that one orgasm way too early (I have not yet had a chance for such to happen).

 12. Having a high risk of having a stroke if you're of diminuative stature (...and I'm of diminuative stature).

 13. Showing arousal way too easily (it's annoying in public and makes being playing innocent about whether or not you think someone is attractive difficult).

Both genders have disadvantages, but neither gender has a major advantage over the other—mayabe a few minor ones, but no major ones.  Seperately we are flawed, but together we're either more flawed or balance out our flaws.

...still trying to cut down his Pocky habit to 2 packs a day.

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #46 on: January 19, 2002, 12:34:00 PM »
Male Advantages

   

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, all the time.

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2002, 08:07:00 PM »
DUDE prostrate exams suck!!!!! I got one getting out of the ARMY Trust me having someone shove his hand up your butt to his armpit NOT!!! I repeat NOT!!! pleasant its painful and degrading.

Out of curiosity: women of the BEA do you feel the same way about trips to the gyno??
Dont want to pry but I am curious.


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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2002, 08:11:00 PM »
Darwinism....
We (homo sapiens sapiens) have descended from an unidentified species of proto ape. The missing link between man and ape, as it were. Bonobo apes, chimpanzees and the like all have their respective ancestors. Therefor, no one can claim that we are direct descendants of "apes" without being partially in err.
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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2002, 09:00:00 PM »
What????????? to deep for me man.

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2002, 03:12:00 AM »
What I like best about being male?

I failed the pencil test. So I don't need a bra -- yet!


steveo


See this thread for pencil test info --> http://forum.bearchive.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=001608

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2002, 08:03:00 AM »
Curious Steveo.

What if you can lift a pencil with your penis? Does that count?


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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #52 on: January 21, 2002, 02:34:00 PM »
I declare that a new test be created with us guys in mind.  One that somehow involves donuts or something of the like.

Sorry, me being strange again.

...still trying to cut down his Pocky habit to 2 packs a day.

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2002, 03:55:00 PM »
If you can lift a pencil or a donut with your penis, you can wear what ever you want!  If you use Viagra, you fail the test.  

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Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2002, 05:46:00 PM »
Actually, after taking Viagra, you'd then carry the pencil with your balls and be able to carry a half dozen doughnuts at the same time!  

Dunking them in hot coffee is not recommended.


Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2002, 07:14:00 PM »
I think the last three posts most clearly define the answer to my question....Thanks guys...(I think???)

Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2002, 08:01:00 PM »
Not donuts AGAIN I thought we solved that one. Though the new question for that thread should be cake or raised. Raised are thicker and cake are heavyer.  

Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2002, 08:44:00 PM »
LOL Mammeistro!

"Dunking them in hot coffee is not recommended."

Do you like your hot dogs microwaved, grilled, steamed or boiled?


Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2002, 10:04:00 PM »
Between some buns ...

-Munch "and with pickle relish" Wolf


Re: Question O' the Week (Vol. 5)
« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2002, 11:27:00 PM »
Damn it Munch, you stole my answer.

Actually mine's an all beef Polish sausage, you can eat it raw cause its already nice and hot.    

 

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