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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2001, 08:24:00 PM »
Craig,
I sent you a private message last night via the forum, did you receive it? BTW, your hotmail account is bouncing e-mails....If there is anything I can do to further help out (media mail through the USPS is under $3, and I've never had a problem with it), just let me know.
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2001, 08:09:00 PM »
Those of us who catch "Heavy Metal" magazine have been treated to an Ultra-violent western serial called "A Fistful of..." featuring the    
typical central, mysterious drifter, only this time, it's a brutal, surrealistically HUGE breasted, asshole naked pin-up doing all of the killing. Heavy Metal is synonymous with jumbo boobed heroines but this one stands out even in that field. What really caught my eye, though was an ad for erotic graphic novels ther amongst the Olivia's and Doctor I'm Too Big! and other European imports was something called "Bosom Clash (?)" or something ridiculous to that effect the synopsis described the book of an unusual
war waged between two of the city's bustiest strippers over the affections of a playboy. The cover image does indeed feature two Shae Marks lookalikes bumping Mammaries. Anyone know about this title?
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2001, 09:47:00 PM »
Does anyone know more about this "Bosom Clash," or have pics?

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2002, 08:45:00 AM »
One of the most intriguing aspects of mall life and the sightings therin is the sheer diversity of the women that pass through. The most frequent sightings involve the local co-eds from the dozens of local universities and the ghetto fabulous video wannabes they come a dime a dozen, lesss frequent but still abundant are the Playboy quality lookers. Oddly enough, they all come through on the same day sat Thursday yet on Friday there will be a complete dry spell. These are all cliques where you'd expect a decent number of sightings.

My best sightings always involve the unexpected. We almost always associate big breasts with co-ed and glam queens but in the past 2 years i've seen:

A Goth teen. You know, emaciated body, dresses all in black, reads too much Anne Rice, white makeup, black lipstick. The subject is death, this chick looked all of the above except that the emaciation didnt take in her chest as a 38-DD pair of perfect globes exploded from her lace bodice. The Hot Topic store, where these types hang out, in our mall is incredibly cramped. More incredible was watching her negotiate the tigh aisles trying not to brush clothes off the shelves. Ive seen her on a few occasions, the same for.

Raver chick: Typically the Ecstasy and Red Bull would combine for a calorie and fat burning energy rush that keeps the typical raver chick in a nice trim and toned Janet Jackson dancer physique. Explain then, the girl who shows up in uniform you know, a million glowing beads. Kool-aid red hair., Size 5XL UFO pants, sneakers and JUMBO, I'm talkin TW girl, co-axial cable underwire supported boobs down to her waist, stuffed into a war torn red tank top. She must be fun a parties when you're hallucinating.

And what about the "disabled"? Can't they be stacked and sexy too? Hell yes! There was a wheel-chair bound brunette who was fine as hell who hasnt been through in a while. Then there was an awe-inspiring girl with MS whose  DD's exploded from a T-shirt beneath an unzipped sweatshirt her bounce and jiggle was enhanced by her limp. Everybody equal is the theme today y'all.

Nerds anybody? Just yesterday I was stopped dead in my tracks upon entering by a thin, stringy haired 20-something geek in thick glasses, another 36-F cupper no less, her super heavy pair quaking and heaving in a tan V-neck top that exposed a good 6 inches of cleavage. Her Bill Gates meets Chloe Vevrier visage eclipsed the incredible but relatively banal 40-D Pam Anderson lookalike who modeled a "Barb Wire" bustier for her boyfriend 2 hours later.
Then there was the "Librarian" an early post most of you may have missed. A pretty but awfully meek and demure 20 something was the last customer of the night. She was damn near Amish in a neck buttoned blouse, black sweater and ankle length black skirt. She picks out a wild gold sequined chain mail style top and mathing skirt and retires to the fitting room. 2 minutes later  ! all the blood in my body rushes to my groin as a hugely stacked, think Ann Marie, 42DD-24-36
emerged from the same booth for a look in the 3 way mirror. There was a good reason she covered up so. She would have caused total chaos otherwise riots car crashes etc. She did a few turns and returned to recompress I guess. Sure enough, the curves were gone when she came back out. Was it some Martian engineered minimizer bra? Only a hint of bosom was visible beneath the sweater. She left without a purchase or a trace. i had to consult my co-workers to confirm what I'd just seen.

To sum up, I guess big tits are a phenomenon that know no borders. Then why is it all we see are glam strippers on these pages?

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2002, 09:04:00 AM »
"Why is it all we see are glam strippers on these pages?"

Well, Craig. That is because the glam queens are the only ones that are either interested in being in front of the camera or will hold still long enough to get a decent cameo shot off before they disappear back into the ether.

Or it could be that in real life, many of us are just as shy as the everyday versions of our objects of affection, and therefore don't go and ask if it would be okay to take pictures.


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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #50 on: February 21, 2002, 05:30:00 PM »
Philly; Broad & Washington; 3:55 PM.

Old school drive by sighting. As opposed to the past year where the sightings came to me. This was my day off and they still kept coming. First of all, I was just shaking off a brief sighting only 30 seconds earlier of a tall slender black 36D-cup leaving her front stoop. Two blocks later at a light the car two lengths ahead refuses to move on green, followed by a cacophony of car horns from all corners what could be the hold-up? A devastating petite dark Sicilian approx. 16-18 y.o.with huge pneumatic 40DD melons, It was unseasonably warm today she had her jacket and shirt off and tied around her petite waist leaving a medium black t-shirt to carry the weight of her XXL tits!. Ever see the first pics of Chloe Vevrier in her basement? A spitting image although this chick is on her way to eclipsing even Chloe at the rate she's developing. The best part, she was seriously strutting it, back arched, boobs basking in the bright afternoon sun, smiling waving and enjoying the "Honk if you love Puberty" chorus.
       

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #51 on: February 21, 2002, 11:10:00 PM »
God bless America.

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #52 on: April 15, 2002, 08:46:03 PM »
I found out where all the majorly stacked women are hiding when not shopping or working at the mall. Please in warm weather, treat yourself to a day trip to the "bohemian" part of town. Every town has one, that one funky strip were the heads, punks, ravers and rockers all hang out and today in the valley the female of these species were really hanging out. In the major metro areas these strips have expanded to whole districts in:

    New York-Greenwich Village
    Los Angeles-Melrose
    Miami-South Beach
    MPLS./St.Paul-Uptown (south of downtown-why?)
    Philly-South St.
    Bay Area-The Haight/Asbury
    DC- Georgetown
    Chicago-Whatever street Wrigley Field Is.
    Boston-Your Choice-Harvard Yard and The Combat Zone
    Etc.

Took a much needed day off after an exhausting weekend of work and play at work. Temperatures soared to the 80's in the valley today and you know what that means. Washed the car and went cruising to said district. 5 minutes after parking, first major sighting.

A.Biff! Obviously a stripper, she was wholesomely sexy (as opposed to sluttily) about 5-5, Hispanic, perfect round features, perfect honey brown skin and HUGE, perfect teardrop shaped real or $7,000 enhanced like 36-DDs. She was putting her hair up into a ponytail which arched her back and thrust them forward. NO BRA she was wobbling like crazy in a skimpy tan haltertop, she was male accompanied so a took it all in and kept on my way, I turned around for a parting glance, sure enough they were bobbling on either side of her petite torso. Think Sharday.<-Might've been Sharday actually.

Shopped around a little, there pretty much was a mix of every type of hot chicks Amazons, co-eds, ghetto queens, all half dressed. Stopped in a cafe for a cool drink with a view.

B. Bang! There across the street! An upscale Nordic Empress in her late 30's helping her husband with his crutches, An easy 42-DD both stood out independently from her strong toned body in an overstuffed black knot tank top. Most likely implants as her straps were lax. They disappear immediately into a shop across the street.

I shop around a little more, my main objective believe it or not. Again there was wall to wall sightings, I'm just pinpointing the cream of the crop it was getting late so I returned to the car and cruised the strip one more time.

C. Pow! Drawing much attention on the North side of the street was a very young looking and rather shameless petite Puerto Rican a full heavy (there was hardly any bounce) 38-D with no bra under a paper thin white tank top and a candy apple red miniskirt to boot.  Her pencil-eraser nipples in full view. She was drawing scores of homeboys and merchants to the curb and storewindows. I was driving so I shook it off best to my ability and continued.

I bade farewell to the bohemian district and made my way home via yuppie scum district. No chance of a car accident causing sighting here right. These Gwyneth Paltrow lithe yuppie types had their reductions in college. Presents a better professional image right? So tell me,

D. Holy Shit! How did a 44-D pair jaywalk directly in front of me?!?  Two yuppie girlfriends, out boutiqing giggling with their little shopping bag. The brunette fit the above criteria, thin and flat. The blonde, in spite of her lack of curves (her hips didnt vary an inch from her waist) everwhere else and her $80.00 Gwyneth short hairdo sported a virtual pair of pontoons packed into an overworked brassiere forming  very deep cleavage and stretching a lowcut black lycra "cherry" print blouse to busting point (the stress creases at her sides were quite deep) and though the friends were strutting with great agility looking in store windows and the like, the blondes boobs moved like in slow motion with big heaving bounces. The metaphoric 10 lbs of sand in a 5 pound bag. Right in front of me! I wish I had one of those "Real Stories of the Highway Patrol" cams on my front bumper! I of course, circled once for another view. I'll remember that cherry blouse forever! I'm just trying to imagine what she picked up at the little yuppie boutique since she obviously cant find clothes that fit. Think a much bigger Lisa Marie.She caused the usually saavy and jaded sidewalk cafe customers that lined either side of the street to lose their cool. Awesome!    
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2002, 09:10:30 PM »
Today's warm weather in the Northeast-Mid-Atlantic region (with more on Tuesday and Wednesday ) really brought out the tank tops. I had quite a sighting at a Dunkin' Donuts tonite, but could not begin to express it as well as Craig Mercer does so I'll remain mum. Maybe three days of warm summer like weather will allow enough sightings of my own to warrrant a post.

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2003, 02:06:28 PM »
Actually approached her yesterday, but her girlfriend wouldnt break conversation and I couldnt get a word in edgewise. I did however get a closer look (confirming that she was the real deal and not some incredible mirage. It was a cold, dreary day in the valley, I believe she was exploding from the same sweater she was wearing the previous Friday. I saw her first from the front and had to pause nd take a deep breath to take it all in I may have exaggerated slightly in my earlier post but only slightly she's definitely on par, perhaps a two cups bigger than 34GG Chantel of topheavy amateurs fame. Because of the cold weather and not due to self-consciousness (judging by her arched back posture, she's quite proud of her mindboggling bustline), she attempted to cross her arms around her expanse, in effect cradling them like two bags of groceries, Boob flesh was literally spilling out around her arms. I let them pass and opted to enjoy the view...from the back un-fucking-beliveable. I'm confident there'll be many other opportunities to meet and greet this coming week. I expect to make the most of them. We made brief eye contact and she seemed impressed. Stay tuned.    
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2003, 06:15:55 PM »
Mercer ... you scared me. I thought you had joined the new century and had bought a digital to record these sightings.

Still nice story none-the-less.

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2003, 08:36:46 PM »
yea... me too!!  Thought we were in for some pics!!  
So, ah... are those real or did ya buy them...?

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2003, 09:58:01 AM »
I kinda realized that my mesage could have been construed that way. I did try and manage a picture the first time I saw her but it was a dreary, rainy day and from across the street, plus I have another 20 some exposures left before I develop the pics. I did have my cheapo webcam on me but the AA batteries were eaten up already. Bad luck all around. I'm just happy I had a second chance to take her all in, it was driving me nuts. Stay tuned as I said.  
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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2003, 12:28:37 AM »
<<Stay tuned as I said.>>

Are you kidding?  I'm hanging on every word!  

Great to have you back.

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Re: Mercerwatch: The Collected Sightings thread
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2003, 01:22:54 AM »
Quote:

Stay tuned as I said.




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