[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

Nah, Zorlond's not bitter!

Like the man said, rather than marry, fight, and get a divorce, why not just find a woman you hate and buy her a house and eliminate the middleman (her lawyer).

And I, too, would like to Brumskie the little tease until I'm **61**, BTW.

[Rev_Monsoon]

She just needs help "understanding breasts".  Of course the first step is listening.  You need to put your head between a set of breast so that your ears are close to them.  I found that once you do this you'll say "Oh yeah, I completely understand breasts now!".  

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Hell, I've got 'em, I sell 'em (pictures of them, anyhow) and I don't get it either. I don't understand what the big deal is, and neither do I particularly care. If people like 'em, so much the better for me! Why worry about why they like 'em as long as they do?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Oh no, Colette, not you too.

I CAN'T believe a woman can be as sexy and sultry as you are in your pics and your videos(downloaded from Boobvision), and NOT understand why your fans are SO ATTRACTED!

Please, tell me, you're joking.  Your sexiness CAN'T be an act.

[ August 05, 2001: Message edited by: Adrian Burns ]

[Mammeister]

Gee Collette, I'd love to explain in all to you someday. Can only do it in person though. Its all very technical with a lot of charts and graphs and hand puppets involved.  

Do those cheesy Swiss understand breasts?

[NotElvis]

Nah, while I hate to be the cynical type, I think sheber's post combined with the first sentence of Zorlond's pretty much caps it....

She's referred to them as a great set of accessories, and she's already said she doesn't need a necklace because of them.

Necklace = ornamentation.

Necklace not necessary due to naturally provided ornamentation.

So therefore, Zorlond's line of:
"Standard advertising ploy. Talk them down (constantly) to draw attention to them."

makes total sense.  This is in fact exactly what I think she is doing.

Of course, as I had never developed any sort of ESP or mind-reading capabilities, this is only a guess on my part.

Sandra Bullock, on the other hand, from the topic "Ebert and other breast-men of note" is at least 100% straightforward about it.

I say we give Sandra the super powers!!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Well, I'm not attracted to mySELF... I feel sexy knowing other people think I'm sexy. And vice versa, I guess. Do I understand why they do? No... I'm attracted to people who aren't me, not to me... and... I'm not sure my post is making any sense.

[jamball68]

A woman saying "what's the deal about breasts" is like a guy saying "what's the deal about having a good looking face" or "what's the deal about all this money I have."

Face it, guys like breasts.  We do.  End of story.  If you have small breasts, get bigger ones.  If you have big breasts, well, more power to you.

[RobertaFan]

Colette,

For what it's worth, this tit-lovin' American male somewhat knows, if not truly understands, your perspective. As many folks here know, I was blessed with a girlfriend from Winterthur, and she also does not know what the fuss was ever all about. But she is amply blessed, and she just goes along with it.

RobertaFan

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yah, what's the big deal???  Women are constantly staring at my perpetual 12 inch hard-on.  I mean geez, for once I'd like it if they looked me in the eyes.

-Munch "Contents in pants may be smaller due to settling in shipping" Wolf

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Before anyone says Munch is lying, just take into consideration the long blackouts he seems to suffer from.

Surely these could be the product of a large amount of blood moving away from the brain?

[Mammeister]

Sorry.
JLH has a long way to go before she's another Subgirlie.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ok, so I may have exaggerated a bit about my .. girth.  I'm so sorry, I'm ashamed to admit that my penis is only a mere 11 inches in length.  I still don't understand all the stares by women (and it seems 10% of the male population).

-Munch "Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket" Wolf

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

Mine is twelve inches long. But I don't use it as a rule.  

[Prophet_Tenebrae]

Give the record books a call then Munch Wolf. I think we've got a record break length...of tall tale!

Besides really you shouldn't be "violating" this hallowed mammary holy ground with your talk of your "wolf bone". All it "does" is "promote" the use of "air quotes".