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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2006, 11:36:30 PM »
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ps:  I wish I had a new hat


Granted:



I wish I went to bed 2 hours ago.
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G_I_John

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #61 on: October 19, 2006, 12:40:18 AM »
Granted, but you immediately wake up

I wish my wallet was full of money
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mofoapoo

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2006, 01:03:44 AM »
Shazam!  but it's pre-iraq war, and has saddam's face all over it.  most likely making it a collectors item, then eventually going up in price drastically...so the money is evil and kills your family.

i wish yours wishes wished that my wishes couldnt find wishes for fishes.

wow...that wish really entertained me.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2006, 01:19:22 AM »
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me: My wish: that the following people lose their jobs, effective immediately: George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condi Rice, and Paul Wolfowitz.

mofoapoo: Granted, Carl Rove is now president.

Oh my God! Game over, son! Game over!

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I wish I had a sword.

I do too, and I wish President Karl Rove falls upon it immediately after his inauguration!
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #64 on: October 19, 2006, 01:26:22 AM »
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G_I_John: I wish I could talk to pretty girls.

notty: Granted.  You now resemble David Hasselhoff, making you irresistible to German women.

If the German women in question were Nadine Jensen, Chloe Vevrier or Milena Velba, that wouldn't be so bad...
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Blax12

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #65 on: October 19, 2006, 01:44:33 AM »
 
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  i wish yours wishes wished that my wishes couldnt find wishes for fishes.



  Granted, you start hating any kind of seafood, so you have no more wishes for fishes, you just don't care about those....things.

I wish I had a good wish to express.

Blax12
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #66 on: October 19, 2006, 01:50:21 AM »
Granted...but just before you can vocalise that wish, you get hysterical laryngitis.

Speaking of Lauryn Hill, I wish that she, Wyclef Jean and Pras Michel get back together and release a Fugees album.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2006, 07:01:57 AM »
Granted, however every song sucks on the album.

I wish that all women had to be at least topless at all times, unless they were over 50 years old.  Then they must be fully clothed.
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Blax12

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #68 on: October 19, 2006, 07:30:54 AM »
  Granted, but unfortunatelly they all are skinny, small chested with floppy....aaarrghh, no I cannot go on with this vision..


I wish all the girls were slim but wuth big boobs.

Blax"now I wanna see if you can waste this wish"12
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2006, 07:40:52 AM »
Granted, but they all hate you now.

I wish for a harem of beautiful women.
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2006, 07:51:09 AM »
Granted, congratulations on your promotion to head eunuch

-Munch "this is fun ... there's only one thing more fun though ..." Wolf

ps:  I wish I had a barrel of monkeys
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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2006, 08:39:12 AM »
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I wish I had a barrel of monkeys



Granted, but your home is quickly filled with monkey **107** which, unlike bat guano, has no commerical value.

I wish I had one of those fancy bluetooth keyboards.  
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HamsterGal

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2006, 09:18:14 AM »
Granted, but it's totally incompatable with any present or future equipment you own. Also, it's a tacky lime green and totally clashes with the decor in your computer room.  

I wish I had a pony.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #73 on: October 19, 2006, 09:22:53 AM »
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I wish I had a pony.


Granted.  His name is Moonbeam... born 1964, died 1965.

I wish I lived someplace tropical and nice with zero possibility of snow.
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HamsterGal

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #74 on: October 19, 2006, 09:25:09 AM »
Man, I wasn't even alive then. Boo!

Granted. Say hello to Malaria for me.

I wish I didn't have that greaseburger for dinner last night. oof.
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