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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2006, 09:33:54 AM »
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I wish I didn't have that greaseburger for dinner last night. oof.


Granted, but you're scheduled for a colonoscopy this morning anyway.

I wish cordless phone batteries didn't have to be replaced every couple of years.  
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #76 on: October 19, 2006, 10:05:14 AM »
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I wish cordless phone batteries didn't have to be replaced every couple of years.  


Granted.  Now they have to be replaced every couple of hours.

I wish for a pair of x-ray specs.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #77 on: October 19, 2006, 10:09:54 AM »
Granted, however you get eye cancer from using them too much.

I wish I was no longer a virgin.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #78 on: October 19, 2006, 11:00:58 AM »
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Granted, however you get eye cancer from using them too much.

I wish I was no longer a virgin.



Granted.  Munchelsea carves yet another notch in her bedpost.

I wish I didn't have to witness the above loss of innocence.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #79 on: October 19, 2006, 11:21:04 AM »
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I wish I didn't have to witness the above loss of innocence.


Granted.  Your status has been changed from 'witness' to 'participant'.

I wish the bank would deliver rather than my having to drive to their damn ATM.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #80 on: October 19, 2006, 11:46:54 AM »
Granted but they charge 500 dollars per visit.

I wish that stupid whore would get pregnant.
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DrHyde

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #81 on: October 19, 2006, 12:03:55 PM »
Granted. She gives birth to triplets, but you miss all the fun BE involved.

I wish I had the powers of God (like Bruce Almighty).
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #82 on: October 19, 2006, 12:24:02 PM »
Granted, however you accidentally destroy the universe and yourself.

Also, nice, I was expecting, "Granted, but you are the father."

I wish that it was law that all girls upon turning 18 were required to get breast implants.
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G_I_John

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2006, 01:03:13 PM »
Granted, but now the average life expectancy is 17

I wish the cute gal at work would go out with me
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #84 on: October 19, 2006, 01:09:18 PM »
Granted, but she turns out to be the Stalker type and kills each girl you date after her and she is never caught by the cops.

I wish that those pesky 15 year olds I know stop asking me to go out with them just because they want an older bf.  JAIL IS NOT AN OPTION!
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BigEyes

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #85 on: October 19, 2006, 01:23:38 PM »
Granted however they together and decide to hang you by your tool.

I wish I were telamorphic, to be able to change the molecular structure of anything.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #86 on: October 19, 2006, 01:28:21 PM »
Granted. (I'm granting Theo's wish, for clarification.)

Unfortunately for you, not only do they all suddenly sprout breasts as big as Anya's, the age of consent in your state is lowered to 12, just as you get permanently transfered out of state for work related reasons...to Baghdad.

Speaking of war, I wish that George Lucas would rescind his decision to not make the last third set of trilogies in the Star Wars series (episodes 7-9 in other words).
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2006, 01:32:42 PM »
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herringbone: I wish I lived someplace tropical and nice with zero possibility of snow.

HamsterGal: Granted. Say hello to Malaria for me.




Great comeback!
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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #88 on: October 19, 2006, 01:44:21 PM »
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I wish that George Lucas would rescind his decision to not make the last third set of trilogies in the Star Wars series (episodes 7-9 in other words).



Granted.

Unfortunately, they turn out just like the last three episodes, confirming forever that George blew his wad (as a gifted and creative filmmaker) many years ago.  

I wish that this thread doesn't quite go on indefinitely.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #89 on: October 19, 2006, 01:49:40 PM »
And in granting Palomine's wish, I want to thank everyone for participating, but this thread is officially closed.

I wish I didn't have such a wry sense of humor.
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