[Theodore]

Granted, you get a mechanical pencil with no lead.

I wish I had some soda

[BillN]

Granted.  1 box of "Arm-n-Hammer" to go.  


I wish I didn't have to cook dinner tonight.  

[Theodore]

Granted, however you have to cook every other meal of your life.

I wish I hadn't said outloud today "I have to listen to her, she is cute."

[herringbone]

Quote:
I wish I hadn't said outloud today "I have to listen to her, she is cute."

Granted.  Instead you said, "I'm going back to my room now so I can masturbate before I forget what she looks like"

I wish I hadn't been stood up tonight  (Munchelsea with a chest cold... mmmmmmmmmm)

[TheZookie007]

Granted. Now that the taxidermy boys have finished with you, you are now placed in a reclining position, instead of a standing one.

I wish...oh, how I wish...to be free, free of the shackles that society imposes on modern man!

[MunchWolf]

Granted, you are now a cat

-Munch "almost better" Wolf

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for

[TheZookie007]

Oops, you forgot it again!

(Hey, being a cat isn't such a bad thing...after all, if the Aristocats are to be believed, "everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!")

I wish I had a million Zimbabwean dollars every day for the next ten years.

[robclassact]

Granted: You recall that you were planning to wish for me to have crazy werewolf sex with Catherine Zeta Jones.

I wish that Munch "I'd better get out the video camera" Wolf gets his wish that Jimbo "the fun only begins at midnight and lasts 'til dawn" Bob has werewolf sex with Catherine "just call him Jimbo" Zeta "there better be batteries in that camera" Jones.

[robclassact]

Addendum: You are crushed under the weight of a grand amount of currency daily for the next ten years.

My wish is still waiting to be fulfilled *see above*

[TheZookie007]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, Munch was using Betamax to do the filming, and no one seems to have a Betamax player around any more. Sorry!

I wish I knew how to quit you!

[G_I_John]

Granted, but the lack of grammar makes the wish fulfillment very vague

Quit you?

I wish the Iraq war was over

[mofoapoo]

Granted, we invade whatever the hell country you're from buddy.

i wish i could think of a funny wish.

[AZWolf]

Quote:
=i wish i could think of a funny wish.

When I tell her she's pretty, but I mean she'll get silly all night long among other wishes.  

[ZoD]

I wish plane fares were free, and didnt pollute.

[AZWolf]

D'oh....