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BillN

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #735 on: December 19, 2006, 02:31:51 PM »
Granted.   Now all the folks that had to wait for tenure get it as soon as they're hired.


I wish the weekend would hurry and get here.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #736 on: December 19, 2006, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote:

I wish the weekend would hurry and get here.


Granted.  You go into a **97** and remain **61** until Saturday.  Saturday, May 16, 2043.  And your thingie doesn't work anymore.

I wish this big box of fun gifts that came in today's mail wasn't missing the one special item I was planning to give to a beautiful, busty woman!  (And you KNOW she would have shown her appreciation by letting me touch her thingies!)
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Kowalski

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #737 on: December 21, 2006, 05:26:43 PM »
Granted. The item you ordered is in that box. And you give it to her and you both have a great laugh and she does let you "touch her thingies". More than usual, in fact. But by New Year's Eve you are both shocked to discover the beauty potion works, without a doubt, as her breasts nearly double in size, slowly, over the period of five days. Suddenly you are fighting for her attentions as every guy within seein' range is descending on her, and by 2007 she tits-deep in new cars, diamonds, and marriage offers by guys who make ten times what you do.

I wish I had her problem.
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Shara

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #738 on: December 21, 2006, 06:11:53 PM »
granted you now have major back-ache

I wish for a bowl of cereal

shara 'off to grant my own wish' 1
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #739 on: December 21, 2006, 08:05:15 PM »
Granted. There is no milk though.
I wish Santa Claus gives me Chelsea Charms and she is very happy to see me.
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GA_Matt

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #740 on: December 21, 2006, 09:33:30 PM »
Granted, Chelsea Charms turns out to be an alien from V.

I wish my idiot fucking neighbour would learn how to park her car.
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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #741 on: December 21, 2006, 10:08:58 PM »
Granted, she parks her car perfectly in your spot.

I wish for a toothpick.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #742 on: December 22, 2006, 03:12:44 AM »
Quote:

I wish for a toothpick.


Granted.  Unusual wish, though.  Most guys want their penis to be larger.

I wish for two days of unimaginably inspired Christmas shopping.
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #743 on: December 27, 2006, 05:39:21 AM »
Granted. Your debt level will crush you afterward.
I wish I knew why this thread went dead for three days since it's one of the best ?
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #744 on: December 27, 2006, 06:12:28 AM »
Granted, but you need to be dead for three days to fully understand why.

I wish I knew why people keep overspending every holiday season.
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pjwantsbigger

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #745 on: December 27, 2006, 07:24:51 AM »
Granted, but now you are a female with all the shopping secrets.


I wish I could get another 1500cc added to each implant.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #746 on: December 27, 2006, 07:37:13 AM »
So now I'll set up a website advertising all the secrets through spam and sadly earn more in a month than I have in most years.  

Granted!  Hope your surgeon is operating with a facemask, just in case.

I wish I knew who keeps purchasing spam ads?
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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pjwantsbigger

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #747 on: December 27, 2006, 07:56:17 AM »
Granted but that goes with knowing all the shopping secrets.

ps won't need a face mask til I get over 5000cc in each  


I wish I had a ps for a boyfriend, all surgery would be free  
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #748 on: December 27, 2006, 08:08:32 AM »
I wish I could see all the refusals.

AZ "freebie for all those against made women" Wolf

I wish you could all justify your existence.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #749 on: December 27, 2006, 12:41:23 PM »
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I wish you could all justify your existence.


Granted.  We all can, but you're left out.  (Did anything really change just then?  )

I wish hypocracy would die out altogether.
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