Quote:I wish my dam neighbors would move!!!
Quote:I wish Chelsea Charms breasts would double in volume.
Quote:I wish I had the power to unhook bras using only my mind.
Quote:I wish I didn't have to take a plane, train, or automobile to Montana tomorrow.
Quote:I wish I hadn't eaten that entire tinfull of Christmas cookies.
Quote:I wish everyone a Happy 2007.
Quote:I wish hair color becomes irrelevant here.