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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #780 on: January 13, 2007, 10:56:56 PM »
Granted, your grandma stops by

-Munch "good thing you didn't want to play strip poker" Wolf

I wish there were some cute females here who wanted to play strip poker
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #781 on: January 13, 2007, 11:22:30 PM »
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I wish there were some cute females here who wanted to play strip poker


Granted.  It would have looked better in the headlines if you had settled for buying their Girl Scout cookies, but who am I to tell you how to run your life?

I wish there were some robust 20- to 40-something women here with big American breasts who wanted to play strip poker and were too dumb to count to Jack.
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #782 on: January 14, 2007, 04:48:22 PM »
Granted, welcome to your family reunion

-Munch "Too easy" Wolf

I wish I understood why my cat liked climbing on me
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #783 on: January 14, 2007, 09:09:57 PM »
Granted. Because you remind your cat of the litter box.
I wish winter was over. I hate the cold ( its 30 degrees here in Vegas right now ).
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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #784 on: January 14, 2007, 10:49:28 PM »
Granted, due to global warming the winters are as warm as summer ... and summer is ... did that tree just spontaniously combust?

-Munch "I wish I had a slurpee" Wolf
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #785 on: January 18, 2007, 02:53:33 AM »
Granted.  Feel 15 seconds of taste enjoyment followed by 45 seconds of brain freeze.

I wish the weather here was exactly like our averages for the rest of this winter.  
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #786 on: January 23, 2007, 07:17:24 PM »
Granted, the powers that grant wishes unfortunately reside in Grytviken, Antarctica and it is now mysteriously -112 °F in Arizona.

I wish for my name to be spelled out in lights.
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AZWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #787 on: January 25, 2007, 03:51:34 AM »
Granted.  Unfortunately those lights are pixels on the police in-car monitors in your town summoned to an APB.

I wish the NBA would simply cease to exist starting tomorrow.
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Dawn, n.  The time of day when men of reason go to bed.

Pray, v.  To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

          --  Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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MunchWolf

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #788 on: January 25, 2007, 09:56:28 PM »
Gr**ted, *ow the *lph**et is fucked.  Th**ks *lot

-Munch "I just had the most wonderful dinner with Vix ... so I don't have anything to wish for" Wolf

I wish everyone had as lovely an evening as I did.
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herringbone

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #789 on: January 26, 2007, 01:27:13 AM »
Quote:

-Munch "I just had the most wonderful dinner with Vix ... so I don't have anything to wish for" Wolf

I wish everyone had as lovely an evening as I did.


Granted.  The universe is thrown so far out of balance that preparing a potato farmer's tax return now rises to the same level on the "lovely" scale as dinner with Vixen.

(the NBA response may be my all-time fav!!  )

I wish crime ceased to exist, even if it means unemployment for corrections and parole officers, certain defense attorneys, and the guys who maintain the shoplifting cameras in department stores.
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #790 on: January 31, 2007, 08:53:46 AM »
Granted. This is the last generation of humans (Crime: Something regrettable or immoral)

I wish I hadn't had my phone on me when I went to the pub a few weeks ago.
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Mostly ignorant, until I see a pretty woman, and even less so if she has large breasts.

When I was younger. I just wanted to be heard. Now, I'm a bit older, I just want to be left alone (mostly)

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MissChievous

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #791 on: January 31, 2007, 09:51:46 AM »
Granted, world peace is declared and all offensive weapons are  disposed of. And we are all destroyed by the alien invasion that happens a week later.
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robclassact

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #792 on: January 31, 2007, 02:41:29 PM »
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Granted. This is the last generation of humans (Crime: Something regrettable or immoral)

I wish I hadn't had my phone on me when I went to the pub a few weeks ago.



Granted, the powers that be have gone back in time and moved your phone from on you to in you.  Now every time a friend calls, the vibrate function sends you into cardiac arrest.

I wish I had a king-size bed.
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HamsterGal

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #793 on: January 31, 2007, 03:06:58 PM »
Granted, but the mattress is straw and just *crawling* wth vermin. In fact, there it goes now!

I wish that I could find a use for this box of fake jewels I got as a gag gift.
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solvegas

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #794 on: January 31, 2007, 09:10:49 PM »
Granted. You put all your fake jewels in it.
I wish I could give all women bigger breasts.
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