(as an aside, it would be impossible for me to get banned under my previous "wish" because I don't have between one and ten posts...maybe it was unclear...)
But, anyway, shara, your KFC chicken wasn't grilled by using a gas grill, or even charcoal.
The chicken was grilled being held up to a fist-sized chunk of U-235 for a few seconds. Good luck with that.

I wish George W. Bush fell ill with dysentary, and Dick Cheney caught rickets.