In regard to the "Doctor Who" connection, maybe Chelsea has a chance to be cast for it ! From former "Dr. Who" star Tom Baker ...
"Tom Baker has been talking about the upcoming TV series reviving the role with which he remains so firmly linked. His main suggestion for an actor to play the Doctor? Transvestite comic Eddie Izzard: "I think Eddie would be good as he's so strange - there is a benevolent alien quality to him", Baker told the Teletext website TV Plus.
Baker added that Page Three girl turned TV presenter Melinda Messenger would be well-qualified as the Time Lord's assistant. "Melinda would be good as she can scream and has bosoms. It doesn't really matter if she can act". "
Actually, what's really needed is a variant of an original Star Trek TV script, where half a dozen huge boob girls can be cast as the remaining inhabitants of an isolated world. The plot can then proceed regarding why the girls' breasts are so incredibly large, what the hell actually happened to all of the men on the planet, and what is likely to happen to any other men who land there (as well as some awesome special effects showing where all of those calories go when one of the girls kills and consumes an alien male visitor) !
Hey, BBC, I work cheap!